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between the two pits

Like down in the dumps, but not quite as bad.
Jim: how you doing today, Frank.
Frank: eh, between the two pits.
by Shine828 July 6, 2022
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two pissholes in a snowbank

Two pissholes in a snowbank
I drank WAY too much last night; woke up, looked in the mirror and my eyes looked like “two pissholes in a snowbank!”
by dmillswvu82 January 28, 2023
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Two-Shitter-Quitter

When you drop out of rotation after a couple hits because you're too lit to give a shit and it's time to call it quits.
I'm good man, that J's a two-shitter-quitter.
by donionrings April 4, 2019
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Two Tube Transfer

When having a threesome and the guy is ready to nut, he nuts half of his load in one person, clenches and deliver the second half of his nut to the other person.
Omg! Jonathan is so talented, he was fucking me and my girlfriend when he did a two tube transfer!
by batnuts November 30, 2019
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Two-Buck-Chuck

An Australian slang word for a bottle of extremely cheap and nasty wine. Often confused with 'goon'.
Due to high alcohol taxes in Australia, despite the name, two-buck-chuck which once would've cost $2, may now cost anywhere up to $5.

The name is derived from its affect on the consumer, as drinking it very fast is potent and often makes the consumer quickly drunk and vomit violently.
It is often drunk for these above reasons- to get inebriated quickly and frugally.
Additonally- the action of vomiting quickly to sober yourself up, and to get back to partying is called having a "power-chuck".
"Do you want to get pre-drinks, before we got out?" "Nah, no time mate, I'm just gonna down a bottle of two-buck-chuck"
by A.Welles April 11, 2023
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rusty two-hole

An anus that has a thin layer of fecal matter built up around its entrance, typically due to the combination of excessive flatulence and buildup of non-solid feces in the rectum over an extended period of time.
I'm concerned that I'm not going to get a beej tonight, because my rusty two-hole has turned by boxers into literally Auschwitz.
by np073189 December 17, 2015
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Two headed turtle

a squating position with a semi erect penis and half extruded bowel movement
I was in the woods and had two headed turtle behind a tree/ I was laying in bed and showed my two headed turtle to the ol lady
by Bignz December 21, 2020
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