tardania 

The mythical homeland of the tards.

WTF? Did that dude just get off the bus from Tardania?

tardania by arix brak August 29, 2006

tardicus 

Someone who does or says really random, stupid things. Usually a tardicus will do those stupid things on a daily basis as if it were some type of habit or hobby. Also, a tardicus' absurd behavior will interupt your day. This word is taken from the word " 'tard" which comes from the word "retard" meaning "to slow down" (The -cus is just to add insult to injury and flair to the term).

victim#34:"Did you see that woman skipping through the food court singing the theme to "Hannah Montana"?
victim#35:"Yeah! she's really slowing my day down! SHE'S SUCH A TARDICUS!"

tardicus by mattievh March 7, 2008

tardnugget 

Someone who has the mental capacity equivalent to that of a chicken nugget; a very stupid person.

-Yo, my girlfriend thought the national capital was America City.
-I told you she was a tardnugget.

tardnugget by AriBoBari March 14, 2011

Tardashian 

Shallow, ignorant vain people trying to include themselves when they have no idea what they are talking about and are famous for no real reason.

Nice move, Tardashian.

Did you see what Chloe did? What a Tardashian.

Tardashian by Tardashians May 30, 2012

tardal wave 

A wave or mob of retarded people. For the purpose of this definition, a retarded person is a person lacking worldly knowledge or common sense.

"Come on, Bill, Honors Lang is over... the tardal wave is coming."

tardal wave by Emily and the Anti-Rap Pig April 18, 2008

Tardissist 

an extremely dense narcissist

"why on earth would the Eagles allow Shady McCoy to go to the Bills, and then sign D Murray...McCoy fits their system perfectly!"

"Head Coach is a tardissist"

Tardissist by badback9 March 12, 2015

tardawan 

When a welfare recipient, specifically one who comes by their government check through nefarious means such as a welfare queen, instructs another person on the tips and tricks to get themselves on government assistance using shady practices, the recipient of that advice (and government assistance) becomes a tardawan.

The advice and the scope of result can vary - being taught how to forge your income paperwork to get food stamps, exaggerating an injury to get disability, or faking a government test designed to gauge your level of mental retardation or autism - all of these are paths to become a tardawan.

"I done got told how I gotta say to the welfare bitch to get that check. I now possess the means to achieve my dreams, unbound by the 9 to 5, and can gorge myself upon hookers and blow at all hours of the day. I have become a tardawan."

tardawan by Papa Dwarf October 10, 2018