Thomas

The biggest simp ever

Person 1: omg that’s thomas
Person 2: oh yeah he’s a simp.

by Ur dad 69420 March 22, 2022

Thomas

So sexy, like the hotest of all the moist pantsu staff.

egirl: wow thomas is so fucking cute
egirl2: yeah no shit everyone already knows that

by Dr. Vibes May 9, 2021

Thomas

A Smexy beast who can easily fuck you in any video game you play cuz he’s good

He is so good that he has his own gamer grill in his “gaming” room

This Was write by Thomas XD

Yo Thomas Just Fucked dude and my grill

by NotTheRealSmexyThomas May 2, 2018

Thomas

Awesome

You're Thomas oh yay.

by 9rety78 January 22, 2021

Thomas

A badass legend who is married to Kendall Jenner. He will be a future billionaire who owns virgin airlines. He’s from the westsideeeeee.

Yo that Thomas kid is pretty dope what’s his @

by ILOBMCJMSNSHDBWSNDHANXBDNMANXN April 24, 2020

thomas bergen

A guy who is constantly butthurt and thinks you're talking shit about him.

"ARE YOU GUYS TALKING SHIT"
No, stop being such a Thomas Bergen.

by Jakethegardensnake March 15, 2016

Thomas

Thomas has that dawg in him. That dawg goes woof woof and mutters racial slurs when he sleeps. 100% a pitbull. He also has an immensely dangly peepee shooter.

Girl: Hey is that Thomas over there?

Guy: Ain't no way, you can see his immensely dangly peepee shooter from MILES away.

Camera Man: *Faints*

by oneofthomassgirlfriends March 20, 2023