sui-sleep

when you're so done with the day, that you just want it to be the next day already so you just go to sleep

man, yesterday I got fired from my job, got a flat tire on the drive home, and my hamster died, as soon as I got back home I sui-sleeped

by randall craig April 9, 2021

Sleeped

To be forcefully put to sleep against one’s will

Sarah hasn’t slept enough, guess she has to be SLEEPED for proper rest

by GuineaPigStalker November 30, 2021

Pacifist's prayer: "I will strike you and tell myself it it not normal until I go to sleep."

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Pacifist's prayer: "I will strike you and tell myself it it not normal until I go to sleep."

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 17, 2025

Sleep Paralysis Demon

A Sleep Paralysis Demon is that scary shi that watches you sleep while asking for breakfast or for something to do because ho u slacking on that breakfast and entertainment, that scary shi might just eat your toes off while you sleep.
(This is definitely not your Sleep Paralysis Demon.)

You: Damn, I can’t move or speak… this shi tuff.. wonder what it is. Oh it’s a Sleep Paralysis Demon… makes sense.

Sleep Paralysis Demon: Hey pookie, so I’m your new Sleep Paralysis Demon! Make me food, please! I beg of you. I could eat you, but I won’t if you feed me food :3

by ASleepParalysisDemon July 17, 2025

Sleep

An unknown entity

“Hey man….I think you need to get some Sleep…you look like you need it”….

“Who’s Sleep?”

by Underquale December 19, 2023

Sleep

George not found

George not found slept through a war
Sleep

by Smpforlife May 23, 2021

Sleep Hopping

(Noun)
The act of following a strict sleep schedule during the workweek (like waking up at 4–5 AM), then flipping the script on weekends by staying up late, sleeping in, and doing whatever — only to jump right back to the weekday grind. Causes Monday to feel like a hangover, even if no drinks were involved.

“Bro, I feel like trash every Monday.”
“That’s ‘cause you been sleep hopping all weekend, my guy.”

by Whoamiwhatamihowami March 28, 2025