Google

The best search engine ever

I need to google the definition

by Ashlynn❤ March 5, 2017

Google believe

When you doubt someone's statement and you fact-check on Google only to find that it does check out as fact during your search.

Ok, most times you're full of shit but this time I Google believe you. A sneeze does travel at over 100 miles an hour out of your mouth!

by Teddy Knight October 24, 2017

Google bomb

Interesting, but unsolicited, usually sad irrelevant stories found on google and told to you by someone you know.

Man! Wtf i was having a great day until larry came up and google bombed me with some super sad shit.

by Ryker hart October 14, 2020

Google

A company that likes to track the living piss outta you through the web, more so than Facebook

poses as a search engine, but is an advertising company

DuckDuckGo is better privacy wise

Bob: there are so many people with signs here!
Me: I Know! It's like using Google to surf the web I tell ya!

by Not Your Average Tech Pest November 9, 2021

google

a program that had everything

JOHN:I'm gonna use google for searching some thing ,mom
MOM:FINE!!!!

by ftrfeyvuvbru January 17, 2022

Hop on google docs

A phrase used to describe the action of using a mechanical keyboard as a dildo. Often used by elderly men with back problems.

Charles: "Hey Eugene, wanna hop on google docs later?"
Eugene: "Sure thing 'Dumptruck' Charles!"

by UltimateKeyboard May 3, 2022

Googled

When the corporation you work for makes huge profits and cuts workers pay.

Sorry you were googled but we had to make cuts across the board.

by ColoradoMack February 19, 2022