person 1: i’m coming out as super straight
person 2: literally no one wanted to date you anyway
person 3: that sounds kinda gay
person 2: literally no one wanted to date you anyway
person 3: that sounds kinda gay
by fuckthehets March 8, 2021
Get the Super Straightmug. Is a sexual identity where an individual only is attracted to romantically to a cis person of the opposite sex.
Pat: Would you ever date a trans person or a female.
Sarah: I identify as Super Straight (SS) so I only date cis males.
Pat: That is transphobic.
Sarah: As a Transwoman would you date another Transwoman.
Pat: No I identify as a woman. I only date men.
Sarah: I think you are transphobic & homophobic.
Sarah: I identify as Super Straight (SS) so I only date cis males.
Pat: That is transphobic.
Sarah: As a Transwoman would you date another Transwoman.
Pat: No I identify as a woman. I only date men.
Sarah: I think you are transphobic & homophobic.
by Freedom4Allz23 August 18, 2022
Get the Super Straightmug. A made up sexuality that started as a joke on tiktok but now some people take it seriously and it is used to mock the LGBTQ+ community with comments such as "guys this took me a long time but I'm coming out as Super Straight" the other reason it exists is because a few people have called straight people transphobic for not wanting to date trans women. but it's really just a way to mock LGBTQ+ people
by idc_if_ur_mad March 7, 2021
Get the Super Straightmug. Robert: Makoyi please have sex with me I'm Super Straight.
Makoyi: No Robert, you are oppressing me with having a penis.
White Dog: Bark Bark I'm a racist
Makoyi: No Robert, you are oppressing me with having a penis.
White Dog: Bark Bark I'm a racist
by Cat_BestinShow December 27, 2021
Get the Super Straightmug. People who are straight-edge listen to hardcore music and abstain from the use of drugs or alcohol.
People who are straight-edge like to base their whole schtick off of the fact that they are straight edge because for some reason they think it is such and accomplishment to listen to hardcore music and not do drugs at the same, like that is somehow seemingly impossible. They think that they’re so cool for not doing drugs even though most of the world doesn’t do them either.
Straight-edge people are very insecure and so label themselves as straight edge to try to fit in and have a social group to belong to because they are so utterly unlikable.
People who are straight-edge like to base their whole schtick off of the fact that they are straight edge because for some reason they think it is such and accomplishment to listen to hardcore music and not do drugs at the same, like that is somehow seemingly impossible. They think that they’re so cool for not doing drugs even though most of the world doesn’t do them either.
Straight-edge people are very insecure and so label themselves as straight edge to try to fit in and have a social group to belong to because they are so utterly unlikable.
by Shed man June 25, 2020
Get the Straight-edgemug. all the smoke from the gas is the energy needed to blast far the fuq away from all the bullsheeeet here on earth
by BumStatusYo December 10, 2018
Get the straight blaze theremug. Someone or something that is so bad, lame, bland and a waste of time that it's beyond being shit. Like calling it shit would be a compliment at that point.
by sebbysewerton November 16, 2016
Get the Straight Sewermug.