Super-Straight

Unoriginal attempt at straight people trying to join the LGBTQ+ community.

Person 1: Hey I'm super-straight, I'm open to questions about it as i know it's out of the blue

Person 2: That's not a real thing fuckwadd

by DoTheMario2582 March 6, 2021

Super Straight

"Sexuality" made up by transphobes, as an excuse when someone calls them transphobic for saying: "I could never date a trans women/men, because they aren't afab/amab.
Nobody is telling you that you HAVE to date trans people, but claiming you're not straight if you like trans people is transphobic.
Straight people don't get hate, beaten up, kicked out of the house because of who they are!!!
"Super Straights" literally USE N@ZIS SYMBOL and they DON'T CARE ABOUT IT!!!
If you're offended by this, you're the problem.

Normal person: "Tell me you never felt the touch of women, without actually telling me you never felt the touch of women".
Social reject: "Of I'm "super straight".

by YourSwaggySugarMommy March 11, 2021

Super Straight

Super Straight or SS means super small referring to a man's penis size.

any super straight people here?
Yeah me!

by r0ttenapples March 8, 2021

super straight

Allegedly, sexually attracted only to cis members of the opposite sex. That is, a "super straight" man will allegedly only be sexually attracted to cis women. However, since such men may be attracted to trans women when they do not know that they are trans, the actual definition is "allegedly heterosexual and lying transphobe."

The "super straight" man thought the chick in The Crying Game was hot, at least for the first few minutes. Then he set his DVR on fire and cried "No homo!"

by lsjhglsjgfslf;ghsoufhsougslf;s December 17, 2022

super straight

a “sexuality” made by a bunch of transphobic people trying to weasel their way into the lgbtq+ and invalidate other lgbtq+ people. they only date cisgender people who were born the opposite sex as them. the colors of the flag are black and orange (inspired by pornhub)

guy 1: have you seen that tiktok trend “super straight?”
guy 2: yeah i identify as super straight now
guy 3: that’s transphobic, you’re allowed a preference but the sexuality is made to invalidate trans and lgbtq people
guy 4: fuck off, me and the boys are all super straight, go to hell

by anonymous March 8, 2021

straight tak'in

to throw up for multiple hours, even though the consumption of alcohol was very small.

Guy 1: Dude how much did she have to drink?
Guy2: Not a lot at all, maybe 2 beers and a little bit of captain.
Guy 1: Well she's straight tak'in everywhere bro.

by CBallday August 17, 2010

straight or curved

Referring to whether a mans penis is straight, or if it’s curved

Emily: I had sex with Ryan last night
Phoebe: was it straight or curved?
Emily: It was curved

by Isabel perez November 18, 2019