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Social Floater

A person, usually a co-worker or class mate, who is generally disliked by his/her peers but are totally oblivious to this fact. They will continue to socially interact with you dispite your continued attempts to get rid of them. Much like the turd that just won't seem to go away no matter how many times you flush.
"That new guy rob is the biggest social floater... I've seen some persistant turds but he tops them all, if he comes near me again I'm gonna punch him in the back of the head"
by Myster-A January 18, 2008
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Social Justice Warrior

A pejorative term for people who acknowledge the existence of racism, sexism, homophobia and other forms of bigotry. It was created by insecure straight white cisgender men who are terrified of losing their privileged status and preferential treatment in society as well as their ability to treat women and minorities like pieces of trash with public approval.
Person #1: I don't think it's OK to kill a man just because he's black.
Person #2: STFU AND DIE YOU STUPID SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR!!!
by qbdkusoemv December 1, 2019
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your social life

something that you don’t have like what the fuck. You could be sucking pussy right now and having a lot of sex but, you don’t have it.
“Bro do you have a social life?”

“No because I’m a fucking lonely bitch.”

“That’s right because your social life doesn’t isn’t real!”
by The Kinky person April 18, 2020
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Social Media Stalker

A new twist on those who obsessively follow someone who is not interested in a relationship. Wherever the victim goes and whatever the victim does in the world of social media, the Social Media Stalker is there.
Jadine: He comments on every Facebook status update, photo, and post. And now he's on Twitter, obsessively responding to my every Tweet. I know he'll find me on MySpace any day now. HELLO: I am NOT interested, dude.

Serena: Sounds like you've got more than just a facebook stalker. Sounds like a full-out Social Media Stalker.
by SocialMediaFox May 9, 2009
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Wone Social Status

Person 1: You hear about that Nibba Kevin with the Centrelink Sausages
Person 2: Ayo yeah g he's a bit of a sus yubba eh got that Wone Social Status
Person 1: Ahh true god G
by Musiman May 31, 2018
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Social Injustice Warrior

A SIW is the Polar Opposite of a Social Justice Warrior or SJW
Person:"Happy holidays"
Social Injustice Warrior:"How dare you say happy holidays to me, im christian, say Merry Christmas"
by SeraphYuu December 3, 2016
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social hacking

The use of social engineering to gain access to a place or event where you have no business being.
1. Roy wasn't invited to the party but he knew some people there and used social hacking on the bouncer to get in.

2. Joe asked his Dad if he could stay out late, and was refused. Joe then went to his Mom and asked her, mentioning that his Dad had already said it was okay. Joe had been out of the house for two hours before his parents realized they were victims of social hacking.
by Matt Snowball February 8, 2007
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