A cougar skin is a woman who is older than a cougar and unattractive and lecherous and acts creepy and tries to sleep with men far younger then herself. A cougar skin is thus labeled because she is past the age of being designated as a I MILF and now is labeled a MIWNLF: Mom I would not like to fuck. Also known in antiquity as a old hag.
"Jennifer Lopez soon ain't gonna be a cougar she gonna be a cougar skin pretty soon and now man will wanna fuck he"
by Nerdboy1982! August 2, 2022
Get the Cougar Skinmug. by kyttt April 15, 2023
Get the til the skin come offmug. Average person: god, my shoes were tied too tight today, I hope I don't have an ugly skin sock.
Unwanted Friend/Family member: I know man, those suck
Unwanted Friend/Family member: I know man, those suck
by Tsun Berry August 31, 2011
Get the Skin Sockmug. by i_lick_midget_ass August 13, 2023
Get the bowel skinmug. You will try anything to make that Extra Penny even though your latest venture won't stop your business from sinking and you from going broke.
I See the poor old dears that own the local post office and petrol station have started a takeaway out their side window. They're skinning a Turd as they won't get anymore customers....
by Lordlucan November 28, 2024
Get the Skinning a Turdmug. Pox skin is a racial slur used against Whites denoting that all whites have too much of freckles on their faces that their faces literally look like a person affected by the pox virus
by Holodrom June 17, 2021
Get the Pox Skinmug. 