Screen Flabbergast

When your, until this moment, normal phone goes "gotcha bitch, touch screen is no more", and you can't type anymore.

Often resulting in having to call your friends to inform them.

Can't type anymore dude, my phone just screen flabbergasted on me.

by Captian Autism December 28, 2019

Screenbabies

the word used to describe all the children born in the 21st century who are being raised by screens instead of actual parents.

The Screenbabies only want one thing and that thing is just, that a screen.

by King Lemuel December 28, 2019

Screenshotter

one who is gifted with the ability to screenshot images

I'm a professional Screenshotter.

by Judge Juddy February 13, 2020

Screenshot rule

The rule that you can only screenshot pictures on the first snap. You can’t replay then screen shot it

Aron- Dont you know the screenshot rule
Eric- that’s the one where u can only screenshot on the original pic right?

by Epic pineapple 89 February 24, 2020

screenboi

A guy who's always on his cell, tablet or computer. He's very socially awkward in person, but pretends to be a bad-ass when messaging peeps.

Haha, the screenboi was too afraid to talk to my friends last night!!!

by JessicaRogers March 18, 2020

Screenshot Sweats

(skrin ʃɑt swɛts)

When a risky text you've sent gets screenshotted by the recipient.

Symptoms include but are not limited to:

Sweating
An overwhelming sense of regret
Chronic group chat checking
Severe social scrutiny

In severe cases a new identity may be necessary.

Man 1: I've got the screenshot sweats

Man 2: I saw her finsta post! Do you really think that about women and minorities??

Man 1: It was a joke!

by Ribcage_Tickler April 6, 2020

Screen shopping

Being bored as fuck any day, at school, quarantined or some other shit and screenshotting random clothes or items of instagram shops you know you cant buy because your too fucking broke

Lemme just go screen shopping for a second

by Thicc Toes 🦶🦶 April 10, 2020