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Brain poser

A brain poser highlights the act of "posing" as intelligent. It combines "brain" with "poser," immediately signaling someone who's faking intelligence.
"He spent twenty minutes using all sorts of fancy jargon, but it was clear he was just a brain poser trying to impress the boss."
by Mac Merk July 22, 2025
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Brain-poser

It combines "brain" with "poser," immediately signaling someone who's faking intelligence. it is direct and a little bit playful, highlighting the act of "posing" as intelligent.
"He spent twenty minutes using all sorts of fancy jargon, but it was clear he was just a brain-poser trying to impress the boss."

"Don't listen to her; she's a total brain-poser who just repeats things she hears online without understanding them."
by Mac Merk July 22, 2025
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Cart pusher

The bare minimum criteria of work, an unskilled and unvalued member of society whose presence will not be missed or needed, replaceable, unskilled laborer. A disagreeable person and overall menace to society. This term is similar to calling an individual a plebeian, retard, idiot, fuck up, stupid.
What are you gonna do about it? You fucking cart pusher!!!
by Lorenzo S September 10, 2025
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random poster

someone who posts random stuff on platforms like youtube whenever they want
by stewpid89words October 7, 2025
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Pelagic Poser

A dude decked out in top-tier offshore fishing gear - fishing shirt, expensive polarized shades, Olukai flip flops and buff around the neck - but hasn’t touched a rod since that one party boat trip in 2016. Usually found far from any actual water, often at brunch, Publix, or flexing on Instagram with a caption like “Salt Life" next to a retention pond.

Common Traits:

- SPF 50 hoodie with no tan line
- Talks tides, can’t tie a clinch knot
- Sandbar MVP, casting optional
- Uses ‘tight lines’ as a sign-off, unironically
Bro, that guy just pulled up in a lifted Tacoma wearing $500 in fishing gear to buy a sub. Total Pelagic Poser.

If your fish finder is your TikTok feed… you might be a Pelagic Poser.
by Pary Moppins July 1, 2025
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COVID poser

A dedicated fan of Lego, retro video games, and vinyl during lockdown but has since went back to his craft beer flights, indoor axe throwing, and pickleball.
"Dakota is such a COVID poser. As soon as lockdown lifted, he went right back to being a gentrified sheep"
by grimly fiendish July 8, 2025
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Hit and run poster

Someone who post's something online, and never comes back to check reactions
He posted a question about his problem, but doesn't check the responses he got. He's a real hit and run poster!
by WeslyAdvanceSP March 2, 2017
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