big poop

Jordan Cooper; in other words his real name.

BP, Big, Big Poop.

boy: "Hey BP , howd you do on that history test?"

Jordan Cooper: why the fu*k is my nickname a piece of shit???

boy: not my problem that s YOUR name......

by the Anii Man February 07, 2017

Poop A Loop

A game in which the object is to form one's poop into a defined loop. 6 inch diameter is usual regulation size. The Poop must be unbroken and touching end to end. Doubles Poop A Loop may use a helper (Looper) to assist but must go by local club grounding rules.

Close! But never eat soup before Poop A Loop!
Damn. I lost $100.

by Stinkalink November 15, 2017

Revenge Poop

When you die you shit yourself , as one final fuck you to the world and all your enemies inhabiting it.

An instant act of vengeance toward the asshole who stabbed you.

"Man, Ralphio just revenge pooped all over my brand new Jordans as I choked his bitch ass"

by NotTimothyDalton September 01, 2016

Poop collector

the act of taking a poo in someone's mouth while they are passed out.

my friend had way to many beer's so i gave him the poop collector

by the official poop giver April 22, 2009

flying poop

When you don't care about something.

I don't give a flying poop what she thinks.

by Steph Metzler April 21, 2008

Pooping at Target

The one place with strong toilets enough to hold your after buffet/chipotle experience.

Guy: "I was shopping at Target then all the sudden I had a turtle head poking out from my butt since I was at Chipotle earlier. I ran to the bathroom to Bomb The Bowl, and do I feel bad for the next person that walks in there. I am thankful that i was pooping at Target because they have toilets that could flush down a hurricane!"

by MuffinStuffers November 18, 2014

coil poops

When the poop coils around the base of the toilet. Typically 12 feet long. Only happens about twice in a lifetime.

This codeine gave me some spicy coil poops.

by Coil poops February 14, 2017