Beating Peter 

to masturbate. other terms are bashing the candle, Bleeding the weasel, bleedin the weed, buffing the banana, bopping the baloney, burping the worm, choking the chicken, cleaning your rifle, corking the bat, cranking the shank, cuffing the carrot, fisting your mister, flogging your dog, floggin the frog, flogging the hog, flogging the log, flute solo, jerkin'the gherkin, looping the mule, manual override, painting the pickle, pocket pinball, pocket pool, polishing the banister, polishing the rocket, pounding your flounder, pumping the python, roping the pony, spanking the monkey, teasing the weasel, tossing the turkey, walking the dog, whipping the willy, wonking your cronker, yanking the crank.

Dale was caught beating peter on the toilet by his mother.

Beating Peter by vander-dale May 17, 2009

Spieling Peter 

aka the CUTEST and most ADORABLE Peter Pan to ever walk this Earth, working at Disney Parks. No girl is able to resist his charm and childish wit, not to mention those gorgeous blue eyes. He is the definition of Ungghhhh.

I went to Disney world and I saw "Spieling Peter!" He even crowed for me!

Spieling Peter by banananutmuffins12345 May 13, 2011

Meat Beater Peter

1. The creature who grabs sausages at will and beats until love nectar has emerged, preferably he will finish himself before pursuing other alternatives.

Why is the wall sticky?... Fuckin Meat Beater Peter!

Meat Beater Peter by Almond Ballmans November 15, 2010

tom and peter 

Tom and Peter
A term for two inseparable, attractive and superiorly gifted adolescents. A "tom and peter" combination will almost definitely best you in all pursuits, especially pokemon training and sexual conquests.

Person 1: Did you hear what "Tom and Peter" did this weekend?
Person 2: Ya! I heard that right after "Tom and Peter" finished not doing their homework they evolved their vigoroths into Slakings, their pokemon teams sure are unbeatable.
Person 1: Ya, im so jealous of their pokemon skills :'(
Person 2: I heard "Tom and Peter" also had sex with all of our girlfriends; past present and future
Person 1: that would not make me feel the emotion of surprise

tom and peter by not tom or peter March 16, 2009

ask peter 

a site used to trick or freak the shit out of someone by asking personal questions to him in witch he'll always get right
(must have someone who knows about the site in order for it to work)

Jeff: Yo i ask peter if he could describe me
Ryan: what he say
Jeff: he siad i was a dumb fat piece of crap that had no life
Ryan: Holy shit he does always answer the question right

ask peter by isotiny January 21, 2009

Pedo peter 

Joe Biden alias

Hey pedo peter used to watch his daughter shower

Pedo peter by Trollfuck April 5, 2023

millimeter peter

The shriveled form a person's pecker (a penis) takes after taking a quick dip in a cold body of water like a freshwater lake or after taking an ice bath. The penis, to a man's horror, retreats in size to almost the point where it is unrecognizable (worst case scenario a raisin). The effects of a millimeter peter can range from a mild decrease in self confidence to extreme panic.

*Two runners after getting out of an ice bath*
Robbie: "Jesus Christos that was cold! I cant feel anything!"
Gabe: "Dude I know! Hollup I gotta do a damage control check. Hopefully everything is ok down there..:

*Gabe looks down in his drawers*
Gabe" "My God!"
Robbie: "What is it bro!?"
Gabe: "I got a millimeter peter...There goes my dream of becoming the next Ron Jeremy..."
Robbie: "Well shit man..."

millimeter peter by A_Real_GEE December 14, 2013