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pee is cool
pee can have a light side and dark
by carl weather now February 4, 2019
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Invisible pee

When your dog pees on the carpet and you act like you didn’t see it so you don’t have to clean it up.
Oh shoot, I didn’t see that Invisible pee spot.
by Gogurt 2020 snack November 2, 2020
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Pee Turbulance

When people pee everywhere in the house or office in buckets and gatorade bottles and others try not to look at the people peeing because it would be gay (ohhhh! Rainbow) or mercury poison minded (ohhhh! Lezbi dirty mind) to look. And everyone's exercising a lot and trying to gain muscle. 💪 And you pee in the toilets and it makes extreme loud sound and it's turbulance!

And if you have a few beers, more pee turbulance (because beer makes pee sound louder), but it might spill to the floor sometimes!

And sometimes you are driving a truck and pee in a Gatorade or Powerade bottle.

Pee turbulance!
Ratonis: *pshhhhhhh. Peeing sounds.

Others: I don't wanna see! Looks away!

Ratonis: Puts nut sack and stuff away.

*5 minutes later.

Police: Wee ooh! Well. Everything seems normal.

*Gets snacks.

Ratonis: Few! That was a close one!

*Grabs nut sack and stuff for a second.

*Earthquake!

*Drinks beers.

*Pees in bathroom.

*Loud sound pee turbulance!

Hahaha haha! LOL!
by HawaiianPunch1 December 19, 2023
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pee

a stream of yellow holy water that leaves your being when you enter the bathroom. sometimes you have pants on when it comes out.
"the pee is soaking into my pants!"
by edenisweird August 13, 2021
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pee pee

that baby did a pee pee
by Hey, Hi, Hello May 11, 2021
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pee laxative

Fluoxetine
Brand name: Prozac
Selective Serotonin Reuptake Inhibitor (SSRI)
It can treat depression, obsessive-compulsive disorder (OCD), bulimia nervosa, and panic disorder.
yo i just took a pee laxative im gonna go meet my girlfriends
by pissqueen February 8, 2021
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Pee Jar

A jar (typically a mason jar) used to store urine. Mainly used in the middle of the night when one is too lazy to go all the way to the bathroom. Or for when that one pussy is too afraid to go to the bathroom after a scary movie.
Person1: “Dude, I gotta pee but I don’t wanna walk to the bathroom.”

Person2: “Just use the pee jar, bruh.”
by Daddy Dimadome August 20, 2020
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