dick whipping

wasting time, avoiding something you don't want to do but have to do, forgetting to do something because you were doing something else (usually less important).
Hey Darin! Stop dick whipping and let's go to Crossfit!
by kawikados February 20, 2018
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Whipped cream wiener

A pussy ass whipped dick that cums from the tip of the cock when smacked
That whipped cream wienercame all over his hoes ass after I smacked it around real good
by WABBIT TWAKER June 05, 2015
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Whipped slapped

The intense feeling of wanting to slap someone as much as being whipped and to slap the shit out them.
I've had enough of that bitch shes gonna get whipped slapped!

After what she did she whipped slapped him!
by Lady Sue August 09, 2024
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mentally whipped

A description for a person or group of people who cannot form opinions from their own perspective and instead have others such as corporations/institutions indoctrinate them on how to think and feel, comparable to being a slave.
"Anyone who trusts any mainstream news outlet is mentally whipped"
by Badman369 January 24, 2021
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whipped dog

A guy who controlled and on a leash by a woman he is trying to impress
Mathew Ceddia is a whipped dog
by Mathew Ceddia January 06, 2020
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Marek'L Whip

A short tempered Discord Mod. Commonly known amoungst roleplayers as "Marek, Dutch, Lee Riles... Etc." He mostly likes men, But does like some women. He is most definenetly the 3rd best discord mod out there. He also like's to whip Ben Johnson when he isn't looking. (But Ben likes it anyways)
Person 1: Please Ben! Don't become a Marek'L Whip
Ben: I must, it's the only way to become an admin
*Ben starts screaming like super saiyan*
by OPlover121 December 12, 2021
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ghost donut the whip

Much like "ghost ride the whip" but while doing donuts. You set a brick on the accelerator, turn the wheel, and sit on the roof of the car while onlookers fantasize doing kinky-spinny-shit to you.
Mary-Anne: Wow, I've never seen anybody ghost donut the whip before!
Jane: Yea, I'm totally giving him my number when he's done throwing up.
by Blondie Stratcreek February 25, 2023
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