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Kissing the Blarney stone

A colloquialism for bedding a particularly unattractive person just for the sake of getting your boy/ Girl Scout badge( in other words, to check that off your list of regrets.). The origins come from the practice of tourists who make a pilgrimage to Blarney castle in Ireland so they can wait in a ridiculously long line, to then hang over the side of the castle to kiss the Blarney Stone in the hope it will bring good luck. Or, Simply to be able to say they have done it.
The inference is that the pursuit is a waste of time and energy, and, could result in herpes for your idiotic pursuit!
1.) person #1: Marco must be really desperate, or really bored.
Person #2: why do you say that?

Person #1: because he’s “kissing the Blarney Stone” with that wildebeest taking up 2 stools at the end of the bar!
Person #2: wow! He needs help!

Person #1: you’re right! I’ll lend him a condom!
by Mynameisntshmuley January 4, 2021
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Stoned as a brick

when your so stoned and you feel so solid
Dude you look as stoned as a brick
by Dom1441 December 14, 2018
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Clayton Stone

A guy with a little Penis, who likes to be on top when he takes it up the butt!
by Lineman_20 February 4, 2020
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stones

Money. Usually in hundred dollar amounts.
"Yo. I'm about to buy that new watch. It's gonna cost me 3 stones."
by SprocDoc September 30, 2011
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G-Star Stones

G-Star Stones also known as (GS6/Grape Street Mafia) are a faction of the gang Grape Street Mafia Crips
founded in the late 1980's /90's (most likely 1991-1994) in the neptune towers in Lynn ma at that time they went by
Brown Street Crips before merging with the Grape Street Mafia Crips in 2002
Nigga Im GSS Pussy: meaning The said person is apart of the gang G-Star Stones
by 6-0 loc January 11, 2020
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Stone girl

Women born without vaginas. The symptom is known as vaginal agenesis.

Source of the word is most likely Chinese, from 石女, which literally means “stone girl”.
John: I just found out last night that Alice is a stone girl, how am I supposed to hit home run?
Tom: Oh bro, that sucks.
by Ointmaster October 7, 2023
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