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old man scrote

Short for old man scrotum, and one of the few vulgarities currently not blocked by Kahoot.
Person 1: Did you see the wack shit Ethan did in Italian?
Person 2: No! What happened?
Person 1: He put old man scrote as his Kahoot name!
by pinjer October 2, 2018
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The Old Cedric To Edward

1: When someone really cool, polite, and yet unpopular goes up a notch on the Asshole Scale.
2: When someone realizes their true identity as a homosexual. Tends to happen after a bad relationship, or getting killed by Lord Voldemort.
1:
Person 1: Dude, what is Cam doing with the popular kids?
Person 2: Oh, as they walked by us earlier, he knocked my tray of the table, so they invited him to go sit with them.
Person 1: Well, he really pulled the old Cedric to Edward on us, didn't he?
Person 2: I know! What an asshole!
2:
Person 1: Did hear about Jerry and Rosalin?
Person 2: Yeah, I'm glad Jerry finally broke up with her!
Person 1: But did you hear that he's dating a dude now?
Person 2: No way!
Person 1: Yeah! I'm glad though, he's seemed so much happier since he pulled the old Cedric to Edward.
by ruk182 February 7, 2010
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Old cafateria hag

An old cafateria hag is a "person" that roams around the cafateria-her swamp and gets mad at people for being there and she or it chasses people down while rideing a broom screatching get out me swamp. This hag also is a cunt who yells at a group of bad kids and threatens them to go to the office but when other groups do it she just says stop. This hag alsothinks she is the king of the lunch room.

This hag is also refered as a bitch. A bitch ass wrinkly hand hag. It keeps us crammed in a little section like sardines. It is a segragationist.

It does this because it needs to have space to roll around
Hay did you see that old cafateria hag engulf the table today at lunch.

That old cafateria hag is a fucking cunt.
by Djfjdhdhglhkgjegehfnc May 23, 2017
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old man dick

The theorem that someone has watched so much porn in their early teens that once they have matured, masturbation and simple pornography does not arouse them.
“Bro Moyers you asked that girl for nudes?”
“Sorry man, x-vids just ain’t cutting it”
“Man you weren’t lying, you do gotta old man dick”
by GGuthrie February 17, 2018
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old saint nick

The real name for the man you breaks into your house and eats everything you have, but only leaves a box of coal under your tree.
Oh mah god!!! Your real name is Old saint Nick!!!
by Random perosn February 22, 2019
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Old man piss

Guy in the toilet before me went for an old man piss, dirty fucker didn’t even wipe the seat
by Slazenginho November 28, 2021
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