Noodle niction

Deep sentence of straight nonfiction also known as facts

Are you lying?
It came from Gobee so its noodle niction.

by Jawa74 April 22, 2018

Whimper Noodle

A humanoid of diminished constitution which revels in its own lamentations of victimhood, devoid of any principles or moral compass.

I'd feel bad for them if they weren't such a goddamn whimper noodle!

by rivaledbynone November 14, 2023

spilled noodles

basically having orgy with lots of furries and gay men

i just went to spilled noodles, it was a bad experience.

by trollytro1 April 6, 2022

Chicken Noodle Soup

Chicken Noodle Soup
When your grandparents have sex and you are laying on the floor and your grandma steps over you and you pray it doesn't drip like a noodle.

I won't eat Chicken Noodle Soup ever again

by Pirplestripedskunk March 25, 2022

Chicken noodle

Tasty noodle with bits of chicken in it

Today i ate chicken noodle. Yum, it was good

by Suklaa May 15, 2018

tender noodle

someone who is over sensitive, or soft to any given situation.

"did you see that know it all get upset they were actually wrong? I know, what a tender noodle."

by Miroku007 May 10, 2021

Wrestling Noodle

It’s is when 2 people that are paralyzed from neck down have sex and the 2 people suck the cum for 2 hours straight

We did that wrestling noodle and sucked cum for 2 hours.

by Thathoethatateyourchicken December 13, 2019