Noun.
A phrase used to refer to a single person who exists as a subset of "Schrodinger's Douchebag" whereby the person making the bigoted statements retreats from their stance and obscures their politics with the excuse that they were "just joking," except that in the case of the "Chris Ray Gun" the individual does so continuously, usually for a living (i.e. as their primary source of income). "Chris Ray Guns" make blogs, articles, internet videos, and even music or other art with the express intention of using edgy and humor to defend reactionary political stances and ridicule progressive stances. A necessary quality of the Chris Ray Gun is that they reinforce bigotry, usually by using slurs as insults while simultaneously arguing against civil rights, all because they think they're being funny.
Sometimes abbreviated to "C.R.G." and not to be confused with the common proper noun and first name "Chris."
A phrase used to refer to a single person who exists as a subset of "Schrodinger's Douchebag" whereby the person making the bigoted statements retreats from their stance and obscures their politics with the excuse that they were "just joking," except that in the case of the "Chris Ray Gun" the individual does so continuously, usually for a living (i.e. as their primary source of income). "Chris Ray Guns" make blogs, articles, internet videos, and even music or other art with the express intention of using edgy and humor to defend reactionary political stances and ridicule progressive stances. A necessary quality of the Chris Ray Gun is that they reinforce bigotry, usually by using slurs as insults while simultaneously arguing against civil rights, all because they think they're being funny.
Sometimes abbreviated to "C.R.G." and not to be confused with the common proper noun and first name "Chris."
by NiceQueen August 14, 2017
Get the Chris Ray Gunmug. An ironic statement (due to the fact shots usually expel from a gun) used by cocky guys when they recieve a medical shot in each arm.
Joe: Hey Brandon, wanna go shoot some pistols after school today?
Brandon: No need, I got shots in my guns already.
Brandon: No need, I got shots in my guns already.
by The 730SS September 1, 2009
Get the Shots in my gunsmug. A nickname for the DY357-LX in the original Perfect Dark, named thus because it produces an instant kill effect due to the shards of the true cross embedded in each shell.
by kharenzo February 3, 2007
Get the Jim Caviezel Gunmug. by KhaosArkAngel August 2, 2016
Get the Armenian Squirt Gunmug. ...one of the worst bands every. they suck more than dare I say OZZY. Besides Velvet Revolver is a shit load better
by Bearded Abe February 27, 2005
Get the Guns N' Rosesmug. Machine Gun Texter (MGT): Hey. 4:20
MGT: Whatchya doin? 4:20
MGT: Wanna come over? 4:20
MGT: Scott is coming over. 4:20
MGT: Kurt too. 4:20
MGT: You should definitely come over. 4:20
You: Hey! Enough machine gun texts. 4:21
MGT: Whatchya doin? 4:20
MGT: Wanna come over? 4:20
MGT: Scott is coming over. 4:20
MGT: Kurt too. 4:20
MGT: You should definitely come over. 4:20
You: Hey! Enough machine gun texts. 4:21
by c_papav January 14, 2015
Get the machine gun textsmug. After pistol-whipping your ho, you take out your manhood and gently apply a nice bead of manplasma to her forehead.
Marco's bitch liked it rough, so he grabbed his gun and gave her the ol' Hot Glue Gun to finish her off.
by OhMyRod! July 17, 2017
Get the Hot Glue Gunmug.