Hoodie with a hole cut inside the pockets to put your dick into and masturbate publicly without anyone noticing
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Guy #2: It's freezing
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(Both guys laugh and guy #2 cums)
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Guy #1: Is that a dick hoodie
Guy #2: You got me!
(Both guys laugh and guy #2 cums)
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Janice got Dick-Eye while bowling at a team building business excursion at the Richmond Virginia center.
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