muddy teapot

When you defecate into a teapot while tea or coffee is brewing, with the express purpose of tricking someone into learning what your poop tastes like. Often accompanied by a nursery rhyme of the same name.

Woman A: I’m a muddy teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up, hear me shout, “I’m full of shit, kids!”

Woman B: What are you doing squatting on my stovetop?

Woman A: Your stove’s burners are burning my feet. I’m suing you now.

Woman B: This will financially ruin me. I need some freshly-brewed tea to help me relax.

Woman A: *grins*

by CountOlaf69 August 16, 2024

MUDDYYYY

MUDDYYYY

MUDDYYYY

by dogwrld September 17, 2023

mundys mill high

The greenest school you could come across , the men here are TERRIBLE . Some of the females be so tan through it’s crazy . The teachers dick eat every single day . The got damn admins on dick too .

Mundys mill high school is one of the greenest schools in clayco

by unknown2-you September 22, 2023

Murder

Murder is very ok with the law. All you have to do is not get caught. Also its sexier if you murder someone in bed👍

I'm going to murder you in bed.
Lets fuck so I can murder you.

by [e-mail] September 22, 2023

Muddy Curtain

A muddy curtain is when you lick an asshole after a shit but before a shower.

I knew it was meant to be when she let me give her a muddy curtain after she competed in a chili eating contest.

by Muddycurtains December 14, 2023

Murder Tyridge Day

December 15 - be able to legally kill tyridge if a Christmas update hasn't been released yet

person: WHERE'S THE CHRISTMAS UPDAET TYERIDG!!! I'VE BEEN WAITING YEARS!
person 2: hey!!! it's Murder Tyridge Day!!! we can kill him now

person: heck yae

by adfawqq December 15, 2023

Muddy Terrain

When a front fart turns front shart and your man licks you clean

Ted: Sorry we're late for the party, Linda had an unexpected Muddy Terrain. Do you have any mouthwash?

by MisfitBiscuit December 22, 2023