Queer Lady Bait

A girl's gay friend that a male suitor befriends to get closer to the girl.

I was at a party last night and all he talked about was how cool you are. He kept asking me to leave with him to go see you bar-tending. He used you as queer lady bait to hit on me, -- it was totally weird.

by mjor July 5, 2009

First Lady Of Lifestyle

A title referring to media personality, sexpert and sex educator Lola Bastinado, bestowed upon her by underground Gotham, acknowledging the great respect for her status among the adult alternative lifestyles.

The prestigious Sybarite Awards is produced by the First Lady Of Lifestyle, Lola Bastinado.
The First Lady Of Lifestyle, Lola Bastinado can be seen on Playboy TV

by ChrisJennings May 14, 2015

The Oompa-Loompa-Lady

A female person who is wearing so much spray-tan/any fake tan, she looks like an Oompa-Loompa from the old Willa Wonka films

Hey, Ben... Look at Hannah over there
Oh yeah, she looks like the Oompa-Loompa-lady herself!

by huesicle August 13, 2015

old lady finger

The act of giving the full middle finger with all other fingers folded. This is a completely premeditated attack designed to destroy your ability to react.

I was just trying to get out of that lady's way when she gave me the old lady finger old lady bird

by jenksk9 March 31, 2016

So say the ladies

The original that's what she said, dates back to 19th Century Texas.

So say the ladies...

by Leroy The Llama July 26, 2011

German Lunch Lady

The lunch lady of the Bulgarian Lunch Line. The German Lunch Lady does a tradition where she puts a spatula up the ass of the last person in line, then uses the contaminated spatula it to cook a stew and serve it to the FIRST person in line. Anyone who stands against this tradition is strung up over a bubbling, hot boiling pot of liquid cum that was concocted via the entire school staff and football team, and then the school has a vote to determine to drench them in the pot. Once it has been decided, the lunch lady feeds the pot to the whole school. This is a normal tradition in Bulgaria.

We had the tradition the German Lunch Lady made us do. Man, it was tough but YUMMY!!

by Rionox March 30, 2023

Single Ladies Mystique

Group of single ladies who have an aura of mystery, awe, and power surrounding them. The single ladies mystique fosters strength in their fellow ladies and a power and prowess that cannot be tamed.

That group over there has that single ladies mystique.

by danesworld____ October 30, 2018