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Jacob Lechien

Jacob lechien is a word used to express how completely awesome a person can be. no one can possibly be as cool as jacob, and yet people still try
Dude, jacob lechien is the greatest person i have ever met and caused the pregnancy of over 50 women
by Jacob is awesome January 22, 2010
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Jacob Cavesuela

Fits in well, and gets along with all types of people. Can be goofy and playful when he feels like it. Passionate with his heart, making him gentle and kind 89% of the time. Has a secret side, but to find it you must sleep in his bed. Hard-working and will do anything to keep his family together. The kind of man who is so rare, yet perfect. The ideal "man" who is sadly unknown to this generation.

Apperance-wise:
Tall Dark and Handsome ((Lyterally)) a proud Native American with a taste of spanish. Looks irrisistable whether he decides to have long Native hair in a ponytail, or if he decides to have a buzz-cut with a star on the side (=

**My Man <3

the One and Only!
Twilight, has NOTHING on this realistic Jacob Cavesuela.

Passionate Family oriented Native Unknown Handsome
by AlexisbayB August 22, 2011
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jacob collier

an english man in london who exhales serotonin and inhales music and sarcasm and randomness and stevie wonder

once you discover jacob you go down one of two paths. you either go down the path of trying to analyze his mUsicAl tEchnIcaLiTy like he's a fucking science experiment or you look past the technical shit and just love him for his young spirit and big fat gorgeous amazing loving heart, personality, and soul. and music. his music is very good very flexible he is just so cool

there is also an alternate path where you fall into a spiral of simpism. meaning you become obsessed with his personality and you realize how pretty he is and laugh at everything he says and does because he's jacob and he's kind of hot
jacob collier: "how long?" well. this is an interesting question. my answer to you is rather simple. though out of context it may seem a bit complex in meaning, you may, or may not, be able to understand from my perspective. so. "how long," you may ask? my answer to you is "yes." ...that's the answer to that! next question. this is good fun.

me: *blinks slowly* *smiles* its not even funny bruh*bursts out laughing*
by confused nick face November 23, 2020
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jacob sartorious

Oh look he cant rap the abc's, what a jacob sartorious thing to do.
by Fadens July 22, 2016
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jacob and christina

The best couple I've ever seen. They are almost exactly alike but one thing about Jacob, he would be nothing without Christina
Jacob and Christina are perfect for each other
by Jacob and Christina July 8, 2014
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jacob sartorius

A piece of shit on a piece of shit app, also known as musically
Girl: ayy what's poppin b? Who the hell is that piece of retarded
Me: ah heeeelllll nah Fam, that's jacob sartorius, a piece of shit amiright
by Pancancakes November 29, 2016
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Jacob Sartorius

A fuckboy with a lack of talent and eyebrows, the guy on Vines and Magcon that gets roasted everywhere he goes.... He calls himself a "songwriter" but all he can come up with is a song about a filthy sweatshirt....

Nickname: Jacob Saggytits
Friend--- Ew gross Jacob Saggytits touched meh

Me-- I will take care of ur funeral don't worry

R.I.P my friend

Cause of death: Jacob Sartorius
by That_Boss_15 December 25, 2016
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