Jack Meov

possibly the greatest prank call name ever. ask for him, or his brother, bob.

Unsuspecting Victim: "Hello?"
You: "Is Jack Meov there?"
Unsuspecting Victim: "Jack me off!! Jack me off...aww goddamit! I'm going to kill you, you little bastard!"

by Dam It January 28, 2006

cracker jack

A tasty treat consisting of popcorn, peanuts and a caramel candy coating. It's sold in old-school boxes (which come in a three pack) and although the primary consumers are young children, it's invariably located on the top shelf of the supermarket isle. Every box comes with a prize -- usually a little puzzle, temporary tattoo, or a valid Georgia driver's license.

Take me out to the ball game,
Take me out with the crowd.
Buy me some peanuts and Cracker Jack...

by O2L February 2, 2006

jack and jill

Jack and Jill party: a gathering of males and females, who masturbate in front of each other for mutual stimulation and enjoyment. (Generally looking is encouraged but touching is not.)

From jack and jill, with reference to the nursery rhyme Jack and Jill.

Last weekend my wife and I went to a Jack and Jill party.

by starflier December 8, 2003

new jack

A word adopted by rappers, however this originally is derived from prison slang and refers to a person who is new in prison.

Yo dawg, let's go show that motha fuckin' new jack watsup with my dick.

by big j July 8, 2004

Straight-jacked

Jacking someone's goods while in direct contact with them.

Victim:"Yo man you guys seen my chronic?"
You:"Yeah... I Straight-jacked it... Blazay Blazay!!"

by John Thomas & Shane Taylor February 11, 2005

Asshole Jack

A theatre kid. Most likely gay. Likes to compliment himself up while putting down others. Steals phrases from other people. Also ditches friends to go see movies by himself. However is still loved for their amazing talent.

Wow! i'm really talented! I'm like an Asshole Jack!

by ohhotdamn2 December 24, 2010

Shop Jack

To steal or use somthing that is not yours. It can apply to copying some aspect of another person as a means to make yourself look better than you really are. Or using an object of another person's without their knowledge. Also applies to talking about a concept as if you birthed it even though it was already around 100's of years before you were.

"Damn it, Jerry shop jacked my deodorant!"

"What's with Bob always shop jacking my style?"

"Dude, why do you always shop jack my jokes?"

Someone- "Hey, I just thought of the coolest thing, a place where people can hang out online, I'm going to call it, Facialbook."

Someone else- "You're a bag of hammers, you're just shop jacking facebook."

by costerc August 7, 2009