Traffic Jam

An awesome-ass original song made by "Weird Al" Yankovic. It's about a guy and he's stuck in the middle of a traffic jam. Yeah, who would've guessed. Listen to it, it's really good.

Person 1: Aw, man, I'm stuck right here in the middle of this traffic jam...
Person 2: I haven't moved one inch from this here spot...
Person 1: What the fuck are you talking about?
Person 2: Traffic Jam, the freeway's one big parking lot
Person 1: Oh, shit, that fucking awesome-ass song by "Weird Al" Yankovic???
Person 2: Traffic Jam, my radiator's boiling hot...
Person 1: And now I'm stuck right here in the middle of this traffic jam.

by weird al yankovic fan number f January 13, 2025

Tickle jam

When a female excretes a sticky jam like substance from her lady lips when you tickle around the inside of her flaps

I stroked her lady lips until she gushed tickle jam

by Ham wedge July 24, 2022

Blam-Jam

When a male puts jelly on his penis and someone else licks it off.

"Dude wheres all the jelly at?"

"Oh, Jimmy used it when he got a blam-jam from Jenny"

"Awesome!"

by Blamjam not Hamjam October 3, 2011

Jam Jam

A man that like to get married lots

You heard about Jamie he's getting married again, he's such a Jam Jam

by Fartfacefannyboy June 25, 2025

Jam

What comes out of a girl when there fuckign moody 😉

Yo how u doing

Fuck off im Jaming

by Bumholey bo September 18, 2020

Pearl Jam

When one male ‘Jams’ his testicles into another males rectum.

Oh Sergio… please let me Pearl Jam you in the bathroom stall…

by GringoElGuapo April 18, 2024

Jam

An empty jar full of jam. Tastes like your face.

After eating the Jam, Kayla thought nothing would satisfy her more than another jar in her belly.

by happypigeonchicken November 19, 2021