Silas Jones

An absolute dick head who gets all the ladies but secretly likes taking hard man pole to his ass.
by TurkeyGizzard November 21, 2019
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jones valley

Area in Huntsville, AL great for shopping, eating, etc…
Hey Roy get dressed we’re going to Jones Valley
by CrimsonKajun2 March 19, 2022
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Paxton Jones

Paxton Jones the best boyfriend to ever exist. But he will never understand how much his girlfriend loves him and in fact she loves him more and she always will!
Paxton Jones I love you more and that is completely correct!
by Anna-Maria Drew October 21, 2019
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Jone

A mix of cuteness and evil. She loves eating and may become aggressive if she is very hungry. Also she is a bit crazy but nothing to worry about, or that is believed . Besides, she is an astonishing girl, every moment that you spend with her are amazing.

A rowboat and a ukelele are included.
Jone when is asked: Gg
by Txapata November 22, 2021
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Jenna Coker-Jones

Someone who’s always happy, with the most infectious smile and the most perfect laugh, someone who’s an inspiration without even knowing it.
Jenna Coker-Jones is perfect.
by ccarriee April 11, 2021
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Indiana Jones

The best frickin man ever he kills the nazi swait did he kill hitler ya no he ded right?
Indiana Jones killed that Nazi with da gun.
by Xtrafries1 April 12, 2021
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Jones Beach

1) A state park, recreational facility and beach on the Jones Beach Island along southern coast of Long Island. It is one of 5 barrier islands on Long Island. It resides in between the borders of Nassau and Suffolk counties. It is a beach that receives millions of visitors annually from the Suffolk, Nassau, and New York City areas each summer. It was built by Robert Moses and opened to the public in the late summer of 1929.

2) A term used to refer to the wacky inexplicable actions of the patrons of Jones Beach. Some could describe the reasoning and explanations of the actions in Jones Beach as “beyond science.” The best way to explain the phenomena at Jones Beach is to not explain it at all. The only real way to understand it is to experience it yourself. This term was first coined in early 2024.
Somebody: Welp, looks like it’s that time of year again…
Other person: What do you mean?
Somebody: It’s time for my annual migration to Jones Beach this summer.

Other person: Good luck, I hope you survive!

Additional definition:
Somebody: I saw a guy the other day walking down Jericho Turnpike with a pickle attached to a leash and he was rambling about the consequences of the microwave industry to the wall of the Applebee’s.
Other person: That’s like Jones Beach type shit
by UltraGamer969 February 26, 2024
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