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super straight

Allegedly, sexually attracted only to cis members of the opposite sex. That is, a "super straight" man will allegedly only be sexually attracted to cis women. However, since such men may be attracted to trans women when they do not know that they are trans, the actual definition is "allegedly heterosexual and lying transphobe."
The "super straight" man thought the chick in The Crying Game was hot, at least for the first few minutes. Then he set his DVR on fire and cried "No homo!"
by lsjhglsjgfslf;ghsoufhsougslf;s December 17, 2022
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Super Straight

Robert, Makoyi, and their racist dog pretend to be oppressed on Twitter.
Robert: Makoyi please have sex with me I'm Super Straight.
Makoyi: No Robert, you are oppressing me with having a penis.
White Dog: Bark Bark I'm a racist
by Cat_BestinShow December 27, 2021
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straight blaze there

all the smoke from the gas is the energy needed to blast far the fuq away from all the bullsheeeet here on earth
i’ll take you anywhere we’ll straight blaze there
by BumStatusYo December 10, 2018
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Straight-edge

People who are straight-edge listen to hardcore music and abstain from the use of drugs or alcohol.

People who are straight-edge like to base their whole schtick off of the fact that they are straight edge because for some reason they think it is such and accomplishment to listen to hardcore music and not do drugs at the same, like that is somehow seemingly impossible. They think that they’re so cool for not doing drugs even though most of the world doesn’t do them either.

Straight-edge people are very insecure and so label themselves as straight edge to try to fit in and have a social group to belong to because they are so utterly unlikable.
Look at those straight-edge pussies hardcore dancing over there like bumbling fucking idiots.
by Shed man June 25, 2020
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Straight Sewer

Someone or something that is so bad, lame, bland and a waste of time that it's beyond being shit. Like calling it shit would be a compliment at that point.
Friend one: Who books a meeting at 4.30 on a Friday?
Friend two: A straight sewer.
by sebbysewerton November 16, 2016
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Super Straight

White people who think Hitler is amazing and Love being a nazi. They wear their Nazi pride out and loud. They also love the KKK and everything it stands for
"You wow you're super straight? Get away from me"
by Cosmicnyan March 7, 2021
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Super Straight

Only Transphobes who make sexuality as stupid as themselves
1 Guy: I'm Super Straight
2 Guy: No, you are not, you are just Transphob who trying to find a reason not to date trans women.
1 Guy: You are just a Superphobic!
by Half_of_the_girl August 5, 2022
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