Kelly Blew Book

Da official yearly "what it's typically worth" manual stating da average retail value of fellatio performed by women of different ages, body-types, and nationalities.

Anyone who arbitrarily repeats facts from da Kelly BLEW Book can so totally "BLOW it out his ear" --- each individual lady is different, and her capability and satisfaction have nothing whatever to do with her age, build, or nationality; it comes down to the level of "experience" she has, what her lips and tongue are like, how favorably she feels towards you, etc.

by QuacksO January 1, 2020

Book whore

A person sexually attracted to books
A person who seductively touches a book

Look at that book whore kissing her prisoner of azkaban book

by Books aare smeggsy November 15, 2020

book beast

A Book Beast is a kid that collect books, bookmarks, and book accessories for the sole purpose of impressing others. He or she buys famous book only because its famous book.

He bought this book only for flex, he doesnt want to read it, he is book beast.

by xafun November 21, 2019

book

it is a BOOK

"daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmmmmmmmm man you seeeee that fine looking book."
"ya hommie i want to read it so much"

by wewwwewewewewwewew December 10, 2018

the book thing

Phil go bye bye from the Mercellist Sun God

Prepare to bye bye I will now do the book thing

by Lorgaste Angry bird February 9, 2022

Big book

By the time you get to the end, I’ll be back.

That big book was so fascinating I didn't see how fast time went by! And you're already back!

by Pacha19 September 7, 2017

Boy by the book

Boy by the book~ a boy that acts like a stereo typical boy

Stacy ~"Hey look at Johnny!"
Grace~ " Ew! He's such a boy by the book!"

by Whynotlive January 26, 2017