hat-less fool

A person who is not wearing a hat and is therefore a fool.

If someone went missing, they should put a hat on their missing poster. I prefer fashionable people to hat-less fools.

by anti_hat-less_fools January 28, 2022

Oregon Top Hat

An elaborate sexual practice involving three women, two men, a pogo stick, several marijuana cigarettes, a bigfoot costume, and a Marionberry Pie from Shari’s.

Bob: I can’t believe Ed died last week. He was only 23!
Sally: The last thing he told me was he was going to try an Oregon Top Hat.

by Kickolaus Nage October 8, 2021

cat in the hat mug

kilogram

hey cat in the hat mug, oops mbd i meant kilogram

by lexi014201 April 13, 2021

plant hat cult

An among us meme in which mulitple players where a plant hat and dance in a circle

Mr. Cheese: yo dude join the plant hat cult!
30 min. later: (dancing in circle) huming yanno bumbing bombo hinging min bombo sqaush banana

by bop was taken November 12, 2020

Raiden Rave Hat

Raiden Rave Hat: A hat based on the Mortal Combat Character Raiden which is made of an asian conical hat laced with either glow sticks on top in a ring or dangling around the rim. The Sturdiness of the hat depends on whether the glowsticks where laced through the hat versus building in a system to change out the sticks without destroying the hat each time.

" Yo man where you at Labordance the other night?"
"yeah, there was a guy wearing a raiden rave hat man. f**kin sick"

by Kindrik September 3, 2012

alaskan top hat

When a gay man stretches another gay mans foreskin over the top of his own head

Man Cory and Hayden gave each other Alaskan top hats all night

by Shocker83 June 17, 2018

Plastic Steelers Hat

A black trash bag with a gold draw string. Browns fans encourage Pitsburg fans to wear it down to the shoulders, using the drawstring for a tight fit.

Mickey was braggin about Pitsburg, so I suggested he wear a plastic steelers hat.

by Jrswiatek February 24, 2011