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holy yap

holy yap represents when someone sends a image, or message that has lots of text, its used as a polite way to say that "i aint reading allat" and say that someone talks too much/yapping , this also accounts for if someone sends a image with so much text that your too lazy to read you can say holy yap. holy yap can also be used as a polite way of saying shut up, i dont wanna read this shit.
John: Hey did you know how amazing the current sky formed by refraction and how blue it is right now as we currently speak at this wonderful moment and point in time?

Tom: holy yap
by piratematt January 21, 2025
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Holy

Holy is also Holiness

meaning Free of mess and or Clutter and
to be seen pure, none dismissive, none bothered, non judgmental, to be an understander,

generous, kind, naturally FREE of odors residues or smelly things in the earth and beyond,

to be holy is also to be not of continual loudeness in consistancy and or to not

deemingly be associated with society, culture and or any burdens.

to use proper judgement can be considered Holy.
Holy people are either spiritual driven
religiously driven or consciously driven.
I like "Holy" People

"Holy" People Are not Boring We Party Too.
Holiness is subject to the individual being called "Holy" to reproof.
by UnoYoko February 11, 2022
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holy balls

another way of saying "holy shit" but more better
"Holy balls dude, that was one scrumptious mango."
by sfdhjsakl July 10, 2023
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Head Like A Holy Water Mellencamp

When a person has a Head Like A Hole by the band Nine Inch Nails that is full of Holy Water and the size of a Watermelon with a giant John Mellencamp, they have a Head Like A Holy Water Mellencamp.
"Thou shalt not forsake my Head Like A Holy Water Mellencamp under the rug!"

Judy: "Hey, Donna? Do you like that song called "Head Like A Hole" by Nine Inch Nails?"

Donna: "Sure! It's ok!"

Judy: "What about Holy Water? Do you like that?"

Donna: "I guess so! Why do you ask?"

Judy: "I just wanted to know if you wanted some. Say, do you like Watermelons?"

Donna: "Yes. You know I do. What are you getting at?"

Judy: "Nothing, but I scored some tickets to see John Mellencamp tomorrow. Do you want to go?"

Donna: "That would be awesome! Sure, I'll go!"

Judy: "Great! Don't forget to pack your Head Like A Holy Water Mellencamp!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO February 25, 2023
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The Holy Trinity

The apex of Heterosexual pleasure which consists of (in no particular order) ejaculating into a woman’s anus, vagina and mouth all in the span of one night. A challenging, persistent, and rewarding act to which only a few men hold.
Gentleman. I finally did it, I achieved the Holy Trinity with ____ last night.
by Ragerod June 9, 2022
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Holy Jahoosaphat

Usually bellowed out after being startled quit profusely.

Said after a sudden realization of a larger, even more cinister truth.
Holy Jahoosaphat Earl, rekon that fishs' bigger n' yer' boat.

"Holy jahoosaphat!!!!" earl screamed after the knife took off part of his left ear.
by Wood1986 February 4, 2010
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holy girl summer

Means when you pop your pussy or coochie or vagina to the lord :) and by popping we mean POPPING THAT SHIT!!!!. PERIOD happy pride :)
Yes girl let’s go have a holy girl summer
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