Foot helmet

Protection for all the piggies.
Market , beef, and none , all in one..

Yo bro! Slip on those foot helmets! It’s time to get funky and jam

by Jjiml July 7, 2022

Bong helmet

When one is high and thinking of outrageous ideas.

“Bro imagine an adult-size infant” “Damn this dudes wearing the bong helmet.”

by Suffolkcountycunt August 20, 2022

Whistling Helmet

When you shake your dick after pissing and it starts whistling.

Oi Gaz you've got whistling helmet

by Craig King August 20, 2022

Noah Helman

noah helman is the kind of guy who can sleep anywhere and is really bad at chemistry.

He failed? of course noah helman failed!

by bee1234567890 November 9, 2022

spew hellen

so utterly shocked that your beyond comprehensible

“your boyfriend cheated on you”
“I’m spew hellen”

by talk show November 10, 2022

The Helen Keller

When you cum in her eyes, and stand back silently while she searches for a towel.

"Last night, I got the old lady with The Helen Keller, she tripped over the dog and stubbed her toe on the couch."

by Jamalpaperman November 24, 2022

boabys helmet

the bellend , the glans of the penis , the “hat”

Christ , Sharon - you should have seen how purple his boabys helmet went when I tickled his ballsack

by Napoleon BonerPart February 4, 2023