happy hijack

To take a way one's happiness by making a derogatory remark.

Kassandra was so happy about getting a new car when Nicole said "Too bad its a piece of junk!". Kassandra replied, Why you gotta happy hijack me?

by Todd Ballou December 29, 2007

happy nail

The nail on each hand that is painted in a different color than the rest of your nails.

I have pink nail polish on all of my nails, except I have pink glitter nail polish on my ring finger nails so those are my happy nails.

by @price5233 April 24, 2020

Happy Chowder

The act of defecating ejaculation out of a rectum.

Sandy is voiding Johnny's ejaculation through her anus leaving Happy Chowder.

by A. Bendover September 17, 2008

Happy Pillmore

Pill Dealer, person doped up on pharmaceuticals, doctor that perscribes pills to anyone

If you need the hook go see Happy Pillmore.

by Sonny Red October 21, 2006

Happy Christmas

The alternative to merry christmas or happy holidays, only dipshits say this.

jerry: happy christmas
bob: merry christmas?
jerry: no i’m going to be an absolute shit and say happy christmas

by shittter6969 December 25, 2020

Happy Meal

To take an amount of animal shit and fling, slap, project it onto someone else.

Yo, that bitch did my boy dirty, so I took some cat shit and Happy Mealed that fucking whore.

by Future September 25, 2003

Happy Kathy

A state when Kathy doesn't punch Thomas.

OH GOD ITS KATHY!

No! Its Happy Kathy.

by .hack//Gravity March 9, 2003