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Chris Ray Gun

Noun.

A phrase used to refer to a single person who exists as a subset of "Schrodinger's Douchebag" whereby the person making the bigoted statements retreats from their stance and obscures their politics with the excuse that they were "just joking," except that in the case of the "Chris Ray Gun" the individual does so continuously, usually for a living (i.e. as their primary source of income). "Chris Ray Guns" make blogs, articles, internet videos, and even music or other art with the express intention of using edgy and humor to defend reactionary political stances and ridicule progressive stances. A necessary quality of the Chris Ray Gun is that they reinforce bigotry, usually by using slurs as insults while simultaneously arguing against civil rights, all because they think they're being funny.

Sometimes abbreviated to "C.R.G." and not to be confused with the common proper noun and first name "Chris."
"Have you seen the latest Chris Ray Gun video?"

"Yeah, that guy has some problems."
by NiceQueen August 14, 2017
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Armenian Squirt Gun

Where a man lays on his back and throws his hips forward thus cumming in his own mouth.
Jeff and I hooked up last night and when he was finishing he did the Armenian squirt gun.
by KhaosArkAngel August 2, 2016
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Shots in my guns

An ironic statement (due to the fact shots usually expel from a gun) used by cocky guys when they recieve a medical shot in each arm.
Joe: Hey Brandon, wanna go shoot some pistols after school today?

Brandon: No need, I got shots in my guns already.
by The 730SS September 1, 2009
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Jim Caviezel Gun

A nickname for the DY357-LX in the original Perfect Dark, named thus because it produces an instant kill effect due to the shards of the true cross embedded in each shell.
Holy shit, he laid me out with the Jim Caviezel gun!
by kharenzo February 3, 2007
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Guns N' Roses

...one of the worst bands every. they suck more than dare I say OZZY. Besides Velvet Revolver is a shit load better
by Bearded Abe February 27, 2005
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Pumpernickel Finger-Gun

A Pumpernickel Finger-Gun is a sexual act that involves anal sex and fingering. It commonly occurs when a Male and Female are having Anal Sex and the Males penis gets stuck in the Females sphincter.

Then, the Male has to use his fingers to get his penis out of the Females sphincter, which causes the Female to release her bowel contents all over the Males finger.

It is a very messy process.
"Bro, I was fucking Stacey last night and we had to do the old Pumpernickel Finger-Gun!"
"Go... Go wash your hands, David."
by Ricky Biff and Little Peter January 14, 2021
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machine gun texts

Texts that come in one per nanosecond, leaving you feeling like you're under attack.
Machine Gun Texter (MGT): Hey. 4:20
MGT: Whatchya doin? 4:20
MGT: Wanna come over? 4:20
MGT: Scott is coming over. 4:20
MGT: Kurt too. 4:20
MGT: You should definitely come over. 4:20
You: Hey! Enough machine gun texts. 4:21
by c_papav January 14, 2015
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