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garde

Garde is a person with a litte bit of weirdness. He/she is vise, trustful and funny but uses therms that no one really understands. Every person is in need of a Garde to help and understand because they are better listener then you think., they have this special inside jokes. Of course Garde can bit a little clumsy though
"Look at Garde, he/she just fell down the stairwell"
by Mynameisnela December 11, 2016
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gardener

Someone who's in a relationship with a plant, and best friends with another. The term plant is used to lightheartedly mock someone who identifies as asexual. So if you find yourself with the closest people in your life being plants (specifically if you don't identify as one yourself), that makes you their gardener.
"You are the plants, and I am the gardener."
by SeanWebcom December 19, 2016
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garden of give a shit

The secret magical place where you keep your give a shits!
Let me take you to "my garden of give a shits!"

Usual response, that doesn't exist!

Exactly. I'm all out.
by Jackaction December 31, 2016
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garden style

A one to three floor apartment building usually without an elevator, or more accurately all the fun of living at the SPCA if it was conjoined with a middle-school band class.
I wanted to find a condo, but I'll keep living garden style until I'm driven mad by my neighbors saxophone solos.
by BTB9077 April 27, 2017
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geddeborg

Bob is the geddeborg of his region.
by Unicornmeat69 July 23, 2017
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Gender Change Phase

When a male realizes "he" has been given a female name, Gender Change Phase is the process "he" goes through to accept that fact.
Jake: Alexy, it says here that you are a girl.....
Alexy: I'm a BOY, BUT IM A GIRL, TOO! I'M A TRANS!!!!! I CAN GO TO THE GIRLS AND BOYS BATHROOM!!! I CAN SEE NAKED BOYS AND GIRLS!!! I CAN BE GAY AND NOT GAY AT THE SAME TIME!!!!!!!!!! oh shit now I need a bra
Jake: Alexy its OK you're going through Gender Change Phase
by Logical World September 1, 2017
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garden hoes

Insult typically used by fire year olds over Xbox live chat. The act of using low quality mic is known as sounding like a "garden hoes"
Isacc: *speaks with low quality mic*

Hoard of 5 year olds: Dude you sound like a fucking garden hoes!
by CampFetus September 20, 2017
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