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Shoe Stew

To vomit in one’s shoes. Can be in your own or someone else’s.
Jen’s erratic driving caused Jackie to vomit in her sneakers, causing a shoe stew.
by Mdfritts November 7, 2021
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Co-respondent shoes

Easily recognisable shoes, typically leather brogues with cream and brown panels.

In the past, when proof of adultery was required for a divorce, a professional co-respondent would spend the nite in a hotel with the woman, and leave his, readily identifiable, shoes outside the door to be cleaned. When the case went to court, the room boy would recall these shoes outside the door, waiting too be cleaned, thus confirming that the professional co-respondent and the wife had spent the nite together.
David is the only person I know who wears co-respondent shoes to work!
by Naughty Daddy November 11, 2021
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shoe size 4

It's a term intended to make men insecure, or target a man's insecurities. It has no real meaning, but tends to offend people regardless.
"You seem like the type of person to have a shoe size 4. No offense."
by dumpsterbby November 19, 2021
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shoe condoms

"Hey I need some shoe condoms, I'm about to go out."

"Okay I keep them in the bottom drawer."
by kaykayevens October 16, 2021
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Goody two shoes

Expecting every team or player that every cheated in baseball to get punished, penalized, or banned is like expecting every politician that ever lied to get executed for treason, it isn't realistic, and it's what a silly person that got their hands on power would try to do, encourage people to report on each other for breaking/violating rules. The same kind of kid that ran to their mommy and told her every rule their sibling ever broke while not seeing their own double standards or reporting them to anybody. Somebody that wants to discredit any team they weren't rooting for by changing the rules and game entirely when they fail at their own game. It's already their game, it's already thrown and rigged in their favor always, they should always win, and there is no excuse when they don't.
The goody two shoes that can be expected to follow the rules exactly is the one that makes life difficult for anybody that is human and not a machine like him/her.

Bach von Hitler ran to her mother about her student not doing all the work she assigned him because it violated her bullshit policies and procedures.
by The Original Agahnim October 27, 2021
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dancing in fancy shoes

This is when you or someone else is pretending to be better than who or what they really are.
Example: "Oh, isn't that guy really cool?"
"No. He's just dancing in fancy shoes."
by SashaKittyEliza September 12, 2021
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walmart shoes

(noun) used when the bitch ass got them shit ass walmart quality shoes
BROOOOOOOOO HE GOT WALMART SHOES WTF
by cheese guitar September 16, 2021
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