cruel fart

A symphony of flatulence, wet and moist enough that it should be illegal. Is known to have destroyed office chairs.

Man 1: "Hey, I just did such a cruel fart at work".
Man 2: "Yeah I know, I saw your office chair in the back alley. It was still on fire!"

by Robynn Banks September 21, 2009

flimsy fart

1. A fart that lacks structural integrity.

2. A person whos personality or actions have limited integrity.

1. Whoa, that fart was so flimsy you couldn't build on it !

2. Hey Dude, your such a flimsy fart.

by CamZH July 5, 2007

Olympic Fart

When you run and jump into the air and while flying, you fart in a person's face.

My Roommate just hit me with an olympic fart.

by unc sucks and swallows October 27, 2009

Fart and Smile

Slang name for Smart and Final. And a funny thing to do!

I went to Fart and Smile and bought 100 pounds of beans.

by onewomansslave June 30, 2009

fart sniper

Someone who farts while they're near someone, so they can blame it on the other person.

Bowen: "Oo, Trident, you just let out a bowl-cracker!"
Trident: "No way, man! You totally fart sniped me! You are a fart sniper."
Bowen: *chokes for air because the odor is so pungent.*

by SeanG April 11, 2007

Robo fart

The sudden supply of bodily gas that uccures after dinking a bottle of robitussin

AHHHH!......Robo fart

by Johnny Robitussin August 25, 2003

spray fart

in large individuals, when your butt cheeks are wet and you fart, the juices project onto your undergarments and pants, causing them to smell like a bleach-shit mixture, and taints everything you sit on with that undesirable smell.

PFFFFFFFFFFFFT

damn fat dude, wut u do dat for.

i have no control over my wet bottom, and what comes out of it. pfft spray fart

by drosk1727 October 23, 2010