deer ears

The redneck version of the mile high club. To have sex or masturbate in nature.

Jim: Did you hear John got his deer ears?
Peter: Oh, yeah?

Jim: Yeah, he rubbed one out in the forest yesterday.

by beavae October 14, 2021

deer ears

The redneck version of the mile high club. To have sex or masturbate in nature.

Justin: I got my deer ears yesterday!
John: Proud of you, bud.

by beavae October 14, 2021

ear jack phone

word made up by dumb ass named Sandra

well plug in your ear jack phone

by couche man October 14, 2021

Brynn ear

When one or both ears poke through the hair like Greenville Brynnions.

1. Hey get rid of your Brynn Ear!!
2. I could see her Brynn Ear from 2 miles away.
3. The girl had trouble doing her hair because, her Brynn Ear kept sticking out.

by Tres-Amigos October 17, 2021

steerage ears

Dumbo shaped ears that stick out more east/west than north/south. They have to stick through the hairdo to count.

Great for grabbing onto while directing someone performing oral sex on you. Absolute control.

It's the hot chick on CNN with the blonde hair and steerage ears sticking out. She would be fun to hold onto.

by jakestewart291 October 28, 2021

Daejon Ears

When something is said and another person hears something that’s not related to what was said

Person 1: “He loved trains”

Person 2: “YOU SAID TRANS??”

Person 1: “You got Daejon Ears”

by Plague Doctor SS September 8, 2021

Ear Rape

Ear rape is defined as distorted or very loud sound clips or songs that pop out on youtube or flash videos, generally screamers, youtube poops, or montage parodies, even it is generally being included as jumpscare on screamers, it can be also intended to be annoying or ear damaging against his or her will; without his or her consent.

There's a jumpscare that will ear rape you at the end of the video.

by CheddarParmesan September 11, 2021