Doing a Blob

Purposefully removing oneself from a sexually pleasureable expierence.

"Man did you hear about Blob, doing a Blob? He totally backed out of having his dick sucked by a hot girl."

by explicit x trollololol October 20, 2011

To do a Kel

When one attempts to trump to hard and thus inadvertently sprays bottom chocolate all over their dressing gown and down their legs.

Pwarh... Did you just skid? Did you just do a Kel?

'To do a Kel'

by evil salty March 10, 2013

But then if IIIIIIII do it

Basically its a saying girls use when they see beautiful women do task while still looking like a super model but then if they do it, its a total mess

*Kylie Jenner pee's her pants and looks beautiful

me: but then if IIIIIIII do it

by lola bitch April 4, 2020

Doing a burkey

To deliberately try to stop or get in the way of something or someone

He’s doing a burkey because he can’t go to the match

by Joeghd February 21, 2019

doing the g

Fucking bitches and getting money.

Mom, last night I was doing the g.

by Swagdaddy1738 October 15, 2015

Do the alphabet

Giving oral to a girl whilst making the letters of the alphabet with your tounge. A way for girls to ask for oral.

Her : "Hey babe"
Him: "Yes?"
Her: "Can you do the alphabet?"
Him: "Let's 69 it?"

by 1234angellily4321 June 9, 2013

Doing a John

Entering a public toilet and using the facilities improperly; often involves leaving faeces in the toilet bowl without initiating the flush mechanism.

"See that bloke over there, the one with a newspaper, he is doing a John."

"Dirty bastard"

by Graham Marsh October 22, 2004