depression

When you finish one of Michael Shur's shows (Parks & Rec, The Office)

Dude: Im so sad I finished the office
Other Dude: Dude that means you have depression

by Michael Shur Lover September 28, 2019

Depression

The thing I have. And you probably have it too.

Wow depression is soo fun I want to die lmao

by Your therapist November 18, 2019

depression

life is soup, I am fork

Person 1: I feel like I'm living in a constant bruh moment
Person 2: You probably have depression

by fucking_weeb November 18, 2019

Depression

The feeling of hopelessness and sadness that last a long period of time without seeking treatment. It affects everyday activity.

Dude, depression is slowly getting worse to the point I don’t even want to do anything.

by Khrispy Kream November 20, 2019

Depression

People think you are doing it for attention, you have no control though. People think it’s just like being sad until you are living with it. Are you really just sad if you think about ending your life every day? Is it just sad if you can’t enjoy the things you used to? It is sad that 1 out of 5 people have depression. If someone ever talks about Suicide tell someone right away it’s for the best or at least stay by there side and be with them every step of the way. I know you feel like you can’t tell anyone but you can it’s just hard and if they think your faking it then screw them there are people who are willing to help don’t worry 😉

Friend:You ok?
Depression:just say your fine and be done with it
You:ya just tired

by CrAzY queen November 21, 2019

Depression

Word created by psychiatrists and “mental health” people to push experimental pharmaceutical drugs (“medications”). Often times this is just a misphrased version of the word “Sad” because obviously sadness is a real part of life. Essentially shrinks are just cashing in on confused and misled people (patients).

Psychiatrist: So whats wrong today?
Person: My dog died last week.
Psychiatrist: You’re evidently suffering from Major Depression. Here’s a Zoloft script.

by Space Wrangler November 28, 2019

Depression

When life has lost its meaning. A depressed person may be surrounded, but still feel horribly alone. Depression is emptiness, the point in life where you’ve lost sight of the light at the end of the tunnel. Or perhaps the only light you can see tells you that death is the answer, your ultimate escape. Depression is an illness, just as serious as any physical illnesses out there. And, like every other illness, it needs to be treated.

Person 1: i hate myself, I hate my mind, why can’t anyone see my depression?
Person 2: I’m here for you

by Starry13 November 30, 2019