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Venn's Cunt

The overlap, or intersection of two circles in a Venn Diagram

(Doe, L. "A New Definition Of Cunt", Sexplanations, Youtube, 25/12/2020)
We couldn't decide where to go for dinner so we both wrote down options, and chose one that was in our Venn's cunt.

As a couple our cunt is so full, we have so much in common!
by The_Sandwich_Maker January 25, 2021
mugGet the Venn's Cuntmug.

Decepta-Cunt

A girl that will screw you over time and time agian. Very deceptive and able to mind fuck you.
Hey man have you talked to that girl from the party lately?
Nah bro shes a total Decepta-cunt.
by ThatDude6969 July 28, 2011
mugGet the Decepta-Cuntmug.

news cunt

female reporter/news caster, who is:
1) overly proud of job
2) a dumbass
3) can't tell a story for shit
They had some highlights from the Giants' Super Bowl win, but the stupid news cunt ruined it for me.
by giants fan andrew February 5, 2008
mugGet the news cuntmug.

Hose the cunt

A versatile expression, "hose the cunt" is used in three different ways:

1. As an expression of contempt for a third party not present;
2. As a general rallying cry;
3. As a euphemism for cunnilingus.

Etymology:

Based on a method used by Victorian-era doctors of masturbating "hysterical" women called the water cure, a.k.a. the pelvic douche.

To quote Vice magazine:
"Instead of revving up the vibrators, doctors began aiming fire hoses at fire crotches. Pelvic douches, which aimed a jet of water at the inner thighs, were installed in mineral baths all over Europe and America in the mid-1800's. Women loved them and flocked to the spa towns where such a cure was provided. R.J. Lane, who wrote about his experiences at a spa in England, said men were somewhat fearful of the pelvic douche, but women were "frequently known, on coming out of the douche, to declare that they feel as much elation and buoyancy of spirits, as if they had been drinking champagne."" (Source: "Doctors Created Vibrators After Growing Tired of Masturbating Hysterical Women" by Bethy Squires in Vice)
1. "Don't let your boss' overbearing nature get you down. Hose the cunt!"
2. "Get in, loser; we're gonna hose the cunt!"
3. "I've hosed a few cunts in my day."
by groundfound April 22, 2021
mugGet the Hose the cuntmug.

cunt plague

An affliction of a female's sexual organs, usually involving disease of the most foul kind and resulting in an unsightly mess between the woman's flaps. Can also be used to express horror at the dirtiness of a female who has recently been engaged with in sexual activities. Something that smells like a vagina but not a healthy one.
'Don't do it man, it looks like she's got cunt plague'
'I can't believe my daughter has cunt plague. I smelled it in the toilet'
'Oh Jesus, you stink of cunt plague'
by billybud July 6, 2010
mugGet the cunt plaguemug.

cunt-slab

The Item or vehicle you place a womans cunt on before you beat/eat/hump it.
I could not find a cunt slab for my mistress so my penis grew soft
by dj b March 7, 2005
mugGet the cunt-slabmug.

Aussie Cunt

by Jonesy98c October 23, 2019
mugGet the Aussie Cuntmug.

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