Child

A smol human that you want to yeet across the room, but at the same time you want to protect it.

*gasp* it's a child!

by Right-Brain April 13, 2020

small jewish child

is small and jewish
they are jewish and are in existence to make fun of

person A "small jewish child"
Person B -dies of funny-

by THe one man called jo jo simp March 9, 2021

child

The act of keeping cum as a pet.

Person 1: "I want to have a child."
Person 2: "You want to keep cum as a pet."

by Goose-A-Tron November 30, 2022

child

what you call people when they are acting ridiculously immature

child. shut up.

by ahahahahahahah wait what September 12, 2021

Child

Basically Tommyinnit he acts like a child, talks like a child, and is as mature as 3 year old child

Person 1: hey Tommyinnit is streaming

Person 2: oh the child

Person1: no Tommyinnit not “the child”

Person 2: yes the child he’s literally a child

by Tommyinit July 11, 2021

booty child

When a booty call ends with pregnancy.
It's a booty child.

"Did you hear what happened with Rose and Jack?"
"No! What?"
"They have a booty child!"
"Damn!"

by BAAABA September 8, 2016

No Child Left Behind

In very, VERY simple terms: "Schools cannot hold kids back for performing poorly."

The result: Take it from a random Reddit user - "There are kids in my college with a Kindergarten reading level."

Basically, every kid will always advance to the next grade, even if they perform so badly that they should very well actually be pushed BACK a grade.

"No Child Left Behind" is why kids today are fucking retarded

by Ubeenbamboozledson March 8, 2024