California Battleship

A woman is floating naked in a pool with her eyes closed. Her man (also naked) goes inside the house and shoves a firework up his ass. He then lites it and runs back to the pool. He sneaks in the pool and lays flat and still. He takes a massive shit in the pool. As the turd exits his asshole, the firework propels the turd under the water straight at the woman, hopefully hitting a hole of his choice. Upon arrival, the man’s torpedo explodes in her, giving her an unforgettable orgasm.

Hey Baxter, can you place another order of mortars for me, I am getting low from my bitches getting so many California Battleships lately.

by Firebird6969 August 14, 2024

California hike

Going to any sort of outdoor nature location with the express purpose of smoking weed and not actually caring about hiking.

Dave said he wanted to go hiking with me but it ended up just being a California hike.

by bababoooeyy September 28, 2023

california pin drop

going on the streets of california the first needle you see grab it and stick it in your dick and see what happens

my friend got dared to do a california pin drop and his dick has been convulsing ever since. That was three years ago

by IM IN YOUR WALLS December 19, 2023

California

Shithole

I love getting stabbed California!

by KimJongJuul January 4, 2024

California Transplant

Someone from california who has recently moved to washington state or oregon.

Jake: "Why do all these california transplants keep moving up here if all they're gonna do is complain"
Tim: "I know they're so annoying"

by Catfish The Fishiest January 9, 2024

California Transplant

People from California who have recently moved to Washington state or Oregon.

Tim: "Man these California Transplants are so annoying, always complaining about the rain up here"
Jacob: "I know right! If you couldn't handle the rain, then why move to Seattle?"

by Catfish The Fishiest January 10, 2024

California hot pocket

Is where a woman has anywhere from 2 to 10 guys cum in her and then she gets pawned off on the last guy

Damn bro you know the savage Jane ? I was with that last night and that California hot pocket fucked me over

by California creamy hotpocket January 10, 2024