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School Bus 

A vehicle created by demons that transport kids into hell
School bus driver: come in kids its time for hell

Kids: nooooo...
School Bus by BABABABABBABBASA October 30, 2019
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The Bus Theorum

A hypothesis developed by stoners that states: a blunt rolled with a doobie paper around it will be... dope. This is proven fact. It burns smooth and even, holds together and allows for more bud to pack! Hell yeah!
Me: Oh man, you bring those blunts?!
Scientist: Absolutely, rolled with The Bus Theorum, of course.
Me: Spark that shit now!
The Bus Theorum by uzifan420 November 8, 2019

Screamin' Bus Dusty 

When a man stumbles to a bus stop screaming at himself on his way to hitch a ride on the free public transport service and frantically screams at the bus to stop even though it sits idly awaiting passengers. He may occasionally bang on the driverโ€™s window in a threatening manner as he screams obscenities at his female partner telling her to hurry up, seemingly fearful of missing the bus in order to ride in circles around the city all day, or to make random stops around the parklands to drink methylated spirits and play slippy dip in the local creek with the fellas.
There's Jed, that Screamin' Bus Dusty, on his way to encircle the city on the free public transport, yelling at his woman!
Screamin' Bus Dusty by Wongisdsadas November 25, 2019

Party Bus 

n. Exactly like a mullet, but with thinning hair. Party in the back, business, minus the -iness (because theyโ€™re missing part).
That Guy with thinning hair and a wife-beater is rocking the Party Bus. How can he eat that corn on the cob with only 3 teeth?
Party Bus by Duffman66CMU February 1, 2020

Band Bus 

Many think of the band bus as a place that lacks chaperones. But for many, there is chaperones. The band bus has many opportunities for inside jokes and overhearing strange conversations.
โ€œLetโ€™s play the poop song!โ€
โ€œNo please donโ€™t play the poop songโ€
โ€œNo murder on the band bus!โ€
โ€œPlease stop sacrificing the short kid.โ€
*concerning screaming*
โ€œIs that the notre dame?โ€
โ€œNo idiot, it burned downโ€
(The last one happened in California)
Band Bus by Lil pasketti May 25, 2020

Dirty Bus Driver Hands 

When you tie a rubber band around a glove that is wrap around your penis
Dang man, I didnt have a condom but I had gloves and a rubber band. Thank god she liked Dirty Bus Driver Hands