A hypothesisdeveloped by stoners that states: a blunt rolled with a doobie paper around it will be... dope. This is proven fact. It burns smooth and even, holds together and allows for more bud to pack! Hell yeah!
Me: Oh man, you bring those blunts?!
Scientist: Absolutely, rolled with The Bus Theorum, of course.
Me: Spark that shit now!
When a man stumbles to a bus stop screaming at himself on his way to hitch a ride on the free public transport service and frantically screams at the bus to stop even though it sits idly awaiting passengers. He may occasionally bang on the driverโs window in a threatening manner as he screams obscenities at his female partner telling her to hurry up, seemingly fearful of missing the bus in order to ride in circles around the city all day, or to make random stops around the parklands to drink methylated spirits and play slippy dip in the local creek with the fellas.
Many think of the band bus as a place that lacks chaperones. But for many, there is chaperones. The band bus has many opportunities for inside jokes and overhearing strange conversations.
โLetโs play the poop song!โ
โNo please donโt play the poop songโ
โNo murder on the band bus!โ
โPlease stop sacrificing the short kid.โ
*concerning screaming*
โIs that the notre dame?โ
โNo idiot, it burned downโ
(The last one happened in California)