Young Book

An adorable friend or acquaintance who you know little about.

Don’t worry young book, I’ll be here when you get back.

by Doll on BlackWater May 11, 2022

Book Magpie

A person who buys and collects books, but never reads them.

Been a real Book Magpie, bought the entire works of Pratchett, Dostoevsky, Christie, and Marx, to fill my bookshelf up.

by Frojo Swaggins November 9, 2023

booked

Out of it, Rough

"Tom was looking booked today"
"I don't think he slept last night"

by Ihavenocluewhattodoforthis June 4, 2019

Book Bomb

An author who signs copies of their book at random whilst traveling across the globe.

That Chris Brogan just book bombed another Borders.

by Giannii April 12, 2010

leave Facebook and face your book

A pun used by boomers, e.g parents or teachers, when they want to encourage a kid to study while trying to be hip and trendy despite Facebook being an irrelevant website today.

Kid: *is playing a mobile game*
Boomer: leave Facebook and face your book!
Kid: I'm not even on Facebook wth

by SonicFanon1 June 2, 2023

Read a book

1. A classic method to gain knowledge or to kill time.
2. A phrase pseudo-intellectuals use to make opponent's arguments invalid.

1. Old person: "I have too much of free time. I'll better read a book."

2. Joe: "Earth is round."

Some Dork: "OMG U R SO STUPID! ITS F-L-A-T!!! READ A BOOK!"

by ThuckFis9 December 7, 2017

book

You can lose yourself in their pages. They make you laugh and cry all at once.

"You can never have enough books." J.K.Rowling

by bitchy person 987 xxx July 4, 2018