Book

Another word for a key or kilogram of any illicit substance.

The feds caught him with a book, we won’t see him for a while unless he gives up his plug.

by Mr Red Ceo January 11, 2022

let me read my book

This person is a NERD they also have big eyes and like walking in circles after they have used the restroom if you see one take a picture

Look it’s a person who wants to read their book (LMRMB) #ultrarare #takeapic let me read my book

by CHOPFINGER December 6, 2021

Book

a collection of paper that most people get shamed for liking

get out of urban dictionary and go read a book

by ARoundBox December 13, 2021

Booked

Putting any amount of books into someone's backpack without them knowing.

I just booked Sam. I put books in every pocket of his backpack as well

by kokojo09 May 20, 2022

Are You Writing a Book?

Used in annoyance to point out that someone is being inquisitive to an extremely irritating degree.

"Dude, why do you ask so many questions? Are you writing a book?"

by Ubeenbamboozledson May 29, 2022

in the same book

not close enough to be on the same page, or in the same chapter. in the same book

are we on the same page?

no, but we’re in the same book

by Itlaliangreyhoundlover June 3, 2022

The Book of Morbman

The amazing teachings of a man named Dr Joseph Morbius

I'm going to read the book of morbman

by Snappyhare June 4, 2022