Jessica Boatwright 

A sweet slutty girl that pretends to be well behaved but is in fact a unabashed debaucherous , depraved, dirty lil slut that will do anything to cum and make those around her cum. A slut wife who will smile and look at you shamelessly while getting fucked by someone else. Everyones fantasy girl, but not for those who lack confidence or have insecurities. Everyone who fucks her will fall in love but she will still be yours.

I pulled a Jessica Boatwright the other night, and we are getting married.

dude, i got my wife to make some porn for me, shes turning into a real Jessica Boatwright

Jessica Boatwright by Clownfromptown January 11, 2019

BOATS 

Big Ole Ass and Titties. A chick who has a big ole ass and some big ole titties.

Dude, that chick at Shooters had some boats!

BOATS by Jonathan O'Neal November 13, 2005

boatin'

leavin' , departing , etc.

" this is boring , yo i'm boatin'."

boatin' by budouble January 12, 2009

boats full 

Boats Full is when you have that annoying clingy girl or unwanted acquaintance that has friends of friends trying to get on your boat.

Tiffany- Jason, nice boat!! Is that a Donzi? Can Sarah and I get on with you?

Jason - Sorry Tiff, boats Full.
Tiffany - But it’s only you on the boat!
Jason- like I said Tiff, boats Full. You can see me at the sandbar.

boats full by Barrington Boat Life May 30, 2018

Shrimp Boats is a-Comin' 

1. When a girl who smells like marine life "down under" achieves orgasm

2. A song written in 1951 by Paul Howard Weston and sung by Jo Stafford (can be sung whenever a girl who smells like marine life achieves orgasm)

*when going down on a chick who smells like marine life down below*

Her: "I'm coming! I'm coming!"

You: "Oooooooooooooh.... Shrimp Boats is a-Comin' their sails are in sight! Shrimp Boats is a-Comin' there's dancin' tonight!"

Shrimp Boats is a-Comin' by Innuendo Man June 20, 2014

Alabama boatfire 

When, before docking, one of the men surreptitiously spreads hot sauce on his foreskin. When docked, the other man experiences a burning surprise.

Oh man, I was really looking forward to docking with George last night, but we had an Alabama boatfire.

Alabama boatfire by blownfuse October 31, 2017

chocolate shrimp boating 

sticking ur big toe in someones ass and then sticking it in someones mouth

susan stuck her big toe in dwight ass then put it in his mouth. He sure does like chocolate shrimp boating.

chocolate shrimp boating by misfit7 December 13, 2010