corporation baby

when a company that a person's parent works for pays for everything; housing, tuition, etc.
a parasite living off a company

Girl: Do you know that Samsung corporation baby?
Guy: Yeah, I hear that he takes all the PE classes

by anti-a November 1, 2006

Baby on a trampoline

The act of pulling taught the scrotum in the "batwing" fashion and continuing to bounce one's flaccid small penis of said flap, thus creating the image of a baby jumping on a trampoline.

Hey....you ever seen a baby on a trampoline?
(pulls scrotum taught and bounces dingaling off it repeatedly) *everyone screams and gives a look of disgust...then they laugh.

by DocCod November 6, 2015

Baby Roulette

When 3 or more males each ejaculate in the females vagina giving one of the males taking part a child 9 months later sort of like a game of Russian Roulette but using a different gun

'Hey man, we should totally play baby roulette with Yasbae tonight''
'Yeah, definitely dude'

by Sweg123456 April 22, 2015

Weed Baby

When you buy over an ounce of fine Marijuana and store it in your Hoodie's front pocket for your trip home... BOOM. Weed Baby.

I'm going to give birth to this Weed Baby then go to the moon when I get home! :D

by peppertime January 5, 2015

break baby

A bastard/illegitimate child conceived while one or both of the biological parents was fighting with their significant other and were on a "break" from their relationship.

Mary and I were fighting and she kicked me out, so I went to the bar and banged this chick in the bathroom and now she's about to have a god damned break baby!

by stxnthamix August 15, 2016

Baby Rapier

A curved sword used by or for the killing of infants.

Oh shit bro! We gotta get the fuck out of here; that kid is packing a baby rapier.

Earlier this week a man walked into a nursery and slaughtered 14 small children with what is commonly known as a baby rapier.

by Capn'D April 15, 2009

Coronavirus Baby

Babies conceived as a result of quarantines and staying home during the COVID-19 pandemic.

My parents got laid off during the coronavirus outbreak so they blew off some steam and made me. Yeah, I'm a coronavirus baby.

by scintillating March 19, 2020