Alaskan Joe

The act of taking a shit in a moving charter bus's toilet.

"I can’t believe you did an Alaskan Joe during the road trip here! The whole bus stunk!"

by Duncaccino28 April 22, 2022

Alaskan pipeline

The act of defecating in a condom freezing pulling out when frozen and fornicating someone w it

I performed an Alaskan pipeline on my girlfriend

by anonymous April 30, 2022

Alaskan Lemonade Stand

When you piss on someone's pillow, then put it in the freezer and then assault the person whom owned the pillow with their newly frozen treat

The bastard stole my pitching wedge so I gave him an Alaskan Lemonade Stand when I was over last.... He gave it back.

by LeStranger Danger May 7, 2022

Alaskan Wakeup Call

When you mix up your real talcum powder bottle with the one youbkeep your cocaine in and accidentally powder your undercarriage with it.

Man that Alaskan Wakeup Call woke me up.

by Kal the DJ May 15, 2022

Alaskan Raspberry

When you freeze a condom, put it on, and have sex with a girl while she is on her period.

Dude 1: "Did you hear that Mike gave Shelly an Alaskan Raspberry?"
Dude 2: "No way! I heard that hurts man."
Dude 1: "It does, I gave Karen one and my stuff hurt for a week."

by basement god May 26, 2022

Alaskan Snow Dog

The Alaskan Snow Dog is used when your partner is on all four. You quickly through Snow on your dick and shove it in while yelling "MUSH"

She was on all fours so I Alaskan Snow dogged her.

by Flatended May 31, 2022

Aliaskar

Someone in my fucking class. He's also dumb tbh.

Me: Yo I have Aliaskar in my class this year!
Someone else: he's so dumb tho!!

by ImAlonleycookie June 3, 2022