Alabama Baptism

The act of dedication on another's face, usually intentionally, and taking gleeful pride while doing so.

Pucker up, Cutiepie; you're about to experience your first Alabama Baptism.

by Stetson Tate March 29, 2020

alabama hitstick

The facial and body characteristics of someone who is inbred

"Damn Mike! Your new girlfriend was beat with the Alabama Hitstick"

by Dustin JJ July 12, 2023

Alabama throuple

When a couple (not related) and one of their siblings spend waaaay too much time together, to the point where it's assumed they're a throuple.

You always see Joe and Alice hanging out with her brother Tony. I'm starting to think they're an Alabama throuple, dude.

by telishgranger May 5, 2025

Alabama Hammer

A lady from Alabama who will do anything to defend her friends and family.

That’s an Alabama hammer

by MTSK January 24, 2021

Alabama fiddle

Having sexual genitalia intercourse with a first or second cousin

I was in my family and god damn I wanted to play the Alabama fiddle on Jenny

by Nasty Dillan March 5, 2021

alabama gumdrop

When you make out with someone and choke on their spit or saliva.

He coughed his head off after sucking her face too long and died of Alabama gumdrop poisoning.

by Wizard of 80s December 5, 2022

Alabama Cookout

When you skin and cook the creature you made into roadkill.

Redneck Friend: "What banged up your truck?"
Redneck: "I ran over a buck the other day so we're having an Alabama Cookout."

by Phil Mahooterz April 21, 2016