5 year rule

Like the 5 second rule for food landing on the floor, or the 5 minute rule for leaving class when a teacher is late the 5 year rule is time frame after the wedding to have a bachelor or bachelorette party if said party didn't occur or was so lame that it isn't even worth a mention.

Married guy: Aargh! My bachelor party 4 years ago was crap... wish I could have done it properly.

Good friend: Brrrooo! 5 year rule! We throw you a bitching party this weekend! It's going to be the shit!!!

Now happily married guy: Yeeeeaaahhh!

by notsoslick January 7, 2019

5 second rule

The 5 second rule is used to suggest that food that has fallen on the ground/floor is still fine to eat, as long as it has only been there 5 seconds or less.

Commonly the rule is simply extended to however many seconds is necessary to declare the food still edible (ex: 20-second rule).

"Aww crap, I dropped my hot dog on the ground." "It's alright: 5 second rule."

by p14nd4 July 11, 2004

Stage 5 Clinger

Anyone who doesn't get the idea that the person they want, want's nothing to do with them. The name of the game here is denial, and it can lead a person down a slippery slope of unhappiness or embarrassment in the end. First signs of a stage 5 clinger would be a girl who is down to suck your dick within 1 hour of seeing you, and then ends up being obsessed with you despite any heroic actions on the part of the man.

Jerry Jabilo - Looks at girl with sexual intent, "Hey girl.."

Nicole Thompson - "Why hello there good sir," elequently

spoke Nicole.

Jerry Jabilo - "Shall we run off into my room and F-U-C-K?"

Nicole Thompson - "I'll do you one better ;)"

Jerry Jabilo - "What do you have in mind?"

Nicole Thompson - Nicole pulls a small box out of her purse, "Here is the finest cut diamond in the world...now ask me to marry you!"

Jerry Jabilo - "Holy fuck I gotta get outta here, we've got a stage 5 clinger on our hands"

Nicole Thompson - "NOOOOO! PLEASE, come back! I thought we had something special."

Nicole Thompson - "Oh well, he still loves me..."

by Lankyrat November 16, 2009

$5 dollar Challenge

The origins of the $5 dollar challenge is stonersunited.com. The challenge involves finding the largest shampoo bottle one owns, and inserting it into their anus for a prize.

Hey? Did you hear? Rainy won the $5 dollar challenge!

by m3rk September 12, 2009

Skill 5 Minute

When you have a burst of "skill" every 5 minutes.

That soccer move was part of my skill 5 minute!

by Limezor October 6, 2006

5 gallon frosty

While getting head from someone, they have ice in their mouth and putting fingers up your ass. The number of fingers determines the gallons of the frosty. For example, 1 gallon frosty being one finger, a fist being the five gallon frosty.

I know a chick with petite hands that works at Wendy's that I'd like to give me a 5 gallon frosty.

by Vajageddon March 6, 2010

epic hi-5

to run and jump and hi-5 a person in the air.

Me and Tavian can't "epic hi-5."

by William from Madison April 9, 2009